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12-12-2008, 09:00 AM
from an article I found:

CPD News: Body Found
Friday December 12, 2008

Cleveland , Ohio

Cleveland Police have recovered the body of an adult male from the Cuyahoga River at 8:45 AM.

The victim apparently fell in and drowned due to excessive alcohol consumption. He was wearing a Cleveland Browns jersey, black fishnet stockings and a red garter belt. He also had a cucumber inserted in his rectum.

The police thoughtfully removed the Browns jersey to spare the family any unnecessary embarrassment.

12-12-2008, 09:15 AM
Jigo? JIGO? JIGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Oi
12-12-2008, 10:23 AM
Jigo? JIGO? JIGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Every bit of the article is true except my death.

12-12-2008, 11:59 PM
What a relief...thought you were a goner.

12-13-2008, 08:49 PM
wow that sucks lol