Lee
12-12-2008, 09:00 AM
from an article I found:
CPD News: Body Found
Friday December 12, 2008
Cleveland , Ohio
Cleveland Police have recovered the body of an adult male from the Cuyahoga River at 8:45 AM.
The victim apparently fell in and drowned due to excessive alcohol consumption. He was wearing a Cleveland Browns jersey, black fishnet stockings and a red garter belt. He also had a cucumber inserted in his rectum.
The police thoughtfully removed the Browns jersey to spare the family any unnecessary embarrassment.
CPD News: Body Found
Friday December 12, 2008
Cleveland , Ohio
Cleveland Police have recovered the body of an adult male from the Cuyahoga River at 8:45 AM.
The victim apparently fell in and drowned due to excessive alcohol consumption. He was wearing a Cleveland Browns jersey, black fishnet stockings and a red garter belt. He also had a cucumber inserted in his rectum.
The police thoughtfully removed the Browns jersey to spare the family any unnecessary embarrassment.