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Wes

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Since the Cavs appear to be handling the Pistons pretty well so far, I thought we could all exercise our literary skills, and compose some playoff haikus. For those who have forgotten, or aren't familiar with what a haiku is, here is a basic definition

"A Japanese poem of seventeen syllables, in three lines of 5 syllables, 7 syllables, and 5 syllables."

Other variations exist, but this is the most common. I'll kick it off with a pretty basic one:

The number 1 seed
Plus LeBron Deep in the Q
Means NBA Ring


Let's see some others!
 
Pistons, Hawks or Heat
Magic or Celtics die next
Last victim? LA!
 
LeBron will throw down,
Rain jumpers to beat Kobe,
Bring bling back to town.
 
Pistons down two games,
Rasheed better watch out 'cuz
Snitches get stitches.
 
Hughes, Snow, and Damon
Look at how far we have come
Mo deep in the Q!
 
Out on the fast break
LeBron throws the hamma' down
Wham with the right hand
 
Chauncey, please come back,
Detroit needs you 'cause that guy,
AI - he's a hack!
 
Parade down Euclid
Cavs sweep in Fo', Fo', Fo', Fo'
Staunch fans still find fault.

:chuckles:
 
Pierce is a baby
Allen likes to grab dude's nuts
KG is a douche
 
When Austin Carr says
Get that weak stuff out of here
Ben Wallace listens
 
Lebron,

Bring home a ring,
so everyone can cheer
and you'll be named king.
 
We have just one goal...
bring Cleveland a 'ship, not snow.
14 wins to go!
 
Pistons in freefall
The other teams need a beer
GET THAT WEAK STUFF OUTTA HERE!
 
If I can't rap to it then I don't write it. :chuckles:
 

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