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10 Whitest Players in NBA History

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#6 looks like Steve Carrell. :chuckles:

Top 10 Whitest Players in NBA History

10)Scott Brooks 1988-1998
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The kid you waited for the school bus with in middle school.


9)Steve Kerr 1988-2003
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An NBA legend and sharpshooter. Steve Kerr is enough proof to me that YES white men can jump.

8)Bill Hanzlik 1980-1990
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Who needs tattoos and armbands when you have a stache like that? I'm impressed.


7)Uwe Blab 1985-1990
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Is that name even legal???


6)Micheal Smith 1989-1995
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Even this man's name is whiter than the polar ice cap. Would you believe this guy was drafted 13th overall in the 1989 NBA Draft?

5)Paul Mokeski 1979-1991
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I don't think this Pollack could hide his whiteness if he painted himself black, covered himself in tattoos, shaved his head, and sagged his shorts to his ankles. Umm yeah, definitely not.


4)Kurt Rambis 1981-1995
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I take it back number 8. This epic stache is even better, and the glasses just add to a suave look that only Kurt Rambis/Rambo can pull off with stunning success.


3)Dwayne Schintzius 1990-1999
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Apparently the NBA Draft Board is now allowing teams to draft mythical one eyed beasts from the Island of Rhodes.



2)Brian Winters 1974-1983
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Matthew 14:26-- "And the Apostle Paul saddled his donkey and traveled to Milwaukee where he preached the good news and played NBA basketball for the Milwaukee Bucks......"

1)Dikembe Mutombo 1991-2009
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Wait. What?
http://hackwilson.blogspot.com/2009/10/top-10-whitest-players-in-nba-history.html
 
Larry Krystowiak, Larry Bird, Bill Wennington, Chris Mullin, John Paxson...what the hell?
 
No Wally? This list is instantly false.
 
Let's just do Cavaliers:

1. Mark Price
2. Chris Dudley
3. Zydrunas Ilgauskas
4. Luke Jackson
5. Steve Kerr
6. Jason Kapono
7. Craig Ehlo
8. Dick Snyder
9. John Crotty
10. Vitaly Potapenko
 
Let's just do Cavaliers:

1. Mark Price
2. Chris Dudley
3. Zydrunas Ilgauskas
4. Luke Jackson
5. Steve Kerr
6. Jason Kapono
7. Craig Ehlo
8. Dick Snyder
9. John Crotty
10. Vitaly Potapenko

No Pavs?
 
Worst list ever. Makes me angry.
 
The modern day white baller just makes me sick... Once we lost Reggie Miller to retirement we were left with only a select few and most were foreign... Thank goodness for Kevin Love... Hopefully Harrison Barnes can grab the torch and run with it too....

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If you give him a little more rat tail, Scotty Brooks looks like every white kid you saw at Geauga Lake in 1992.

I hope Scott Brooks....Jam doesn't sign on and read that.
 
Dirk is pretty white
 

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