#36: Rakeem Christmas - PF/C - Syracuse

[Snarly]

Rakeem's new Twitter profile background:

Some one has to photoshop him in this.

 

[Lee]

Proof how large the riff between Blatt and Lebron has gotten.

Lebron purposely picks a player with a Muslim first name and the ultimate Christian last name of Christmas just to throw it into the face of his religious Jewish coach,

Embarrassing.

 

[Walter White]

Let me use your format for a sec @col63onel and give it a try.

After a block: "He made a list checked it twice to find out if he was naughty or nice and he was naughty"

After a slam dunk: "Down the chimney. He took his milk and cookies"

After a nice pass: "He gift wrapped another assist"

When he gives the pipe with JR: "Deck the halls, it's going to be a white Christmas!"

 

[Snarly]

I want to try this

After a block. "No cookies or milk for him for Christmas"

After a dunk. "Santa went missing after that dunk from Christmas"

After a steal "Christmas stole from the Grinch this time"

after a well timed jumper. "It looks like Christmas has been extended"

After a buzzer beater on Christmas day. (Austin Carrs head explodes)

 

[chrisrich91]

Let me use your format for a sec @col63onel and give it a try.

After a block: "He made a list checked it twice to find out if he was naughty or nice and he was naughty"

After a slam dunk: "Down the chimney. He took his milk and cookies"

After a nice pass: "He gift wrapped another assist"

When he gives the pipe with JR: "Deck the halls, it's going to be a white Christmas!"

I want to try this

After a block. "No cookies or milk for him for Christmas"

After a dunk. "Santa went missing after that dunk from Christmas"

After a steal "Christmas stole from the Grinch this time"

after a well timed jumper. "It looks like Christmas has been extended"

After a buzzer beater on Christmas day. (Austin Carrs head explodes)

 

[Lee]

OK my turn:

After a block pinned against the backboard "Looks like Christmas nailed that one to the board"

During warm ups when the cavs come out "Here comes Christmas and his 12 disciples"

During the December 25th game. "Happy Rakeem Day everyone"

Showing Rakeem's Mother, wife and daughter in the stand. "There is Christmas's Ho, Ho, Ho's"

 

[mds]

I'm just going to assume you're all drunk.

 

[Snarly]

I'm just going to assume you're all drunk.

By this time I usually am.

 

[Lee]

I'm just going to assume you're all drunk.

I wish I can blame this on alcohol.

 

[tocov]

My turn!

After a steal: "Christmas steals the ball!"

After a block: "What a great block by Christmas!"

After dunking an alleyoop: "Christmas throws the hammer down!"

 

[Snarly]

LeBron wanted this guy I mean he looks just like him so he must be good.

 

[Rick Astley]

Another Syracuse dude. He looks like he could be a contingency plan IF TT bolts.

 

[Snarly]

Another Syracuse dude. He looks like he could be a contingency plan IF TT bolts.

Ayyyeeee and one!

 

[Dungong]

This guy, Harris, and SirDominick were brought in to form a Big 3 to send to Canton. We're going to win 2 championships next year

 

[MikeOC33]

This guy, Harris, and SirDominick were brought in to form a Big 3 to send to Canton. We're going to win 2 championships next year

Yup, and as for the name pun thing, let me try. How's this...

"Christmas comes early to the Canton Charge... and stays there."

the end.