BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP MY DOG

[Jack Brickman]

My dog is 9-0 this post-season when he wears the Cavs jersey I bought for him six years ago. This might or might not be black magic. He's currently on a seven game hot streak.

Tonight:

Two days ago:

Game two against the Hawks:

Game one:

Game five against the Bulls:

Boston game three:

Game two Celtics:

Those are the pictures I actually have. Basically all of them are at Sycamore Brewing, a local drinking establishment that also happens to be right next to wear I live and, thus, where I go to drink during the first halves of games (they close at ten on weekdays).

Also, we're undefeated since I got my Kyrie's before game five against the Bulls.

I leave for Europe on June 7th. I'm going to find someone to take Loki and make him wear that fucking jersey while I'm gone, and I am absolutely bringing my Kyrie's and am going to stay up as late as required to watch the fucking Finals live.

I love you all. Bow down and worship my fucking dog. He is immortal.

 

[Helium filament]

 

[tocov]

Why didn't he wear it all the time???

 

[Jack Brickman]

Why didn't he wear it all the time???

Because you don't recognize magic right away. Also, for at least two games I went to bars that didn't allow dogs.

 

[Snarly]

 

[Plaxicofan7]

You heard the man, bow to the dog!

 

[Jack Brickman]

And here's a pic of Loki wearing Great Lakes sunglasses:

 

[Snarly]

And here's a pic of Loki wearing Great Lakes sunglasses:

Awesome dog man I am a cat guy but if I had to own a dog in a another world I would own that one.

 

[TyGuy]

Awesome Dog, but you decided to plan your vacation during the NBA finals!?

 

[Jack Brickman]

Awesome Dog, but you decided to plan your vacation during the NBA finals!?

I mean, I'm a Cleveland fan. I planned my vacation assuming they'd fuck something up.

(Real talk...this was the only time by college buddy, who is also a Cavs fan, could do the Eurotrip)

 

[SVC]

I think you need to tell your boss or loved one or whatever is causing you to travel to Europe that Europe will still be there in July.

You don't fuck with magic. Maybe it's you and the jerseyed dog together that's magical.

I feel you're tempting fate with this whole Euro thing, and I must say, I don't like it one bit.

 

[Snarly]

I mean, I'm a Cleveland fan. I planned my vacation assuming they'd fuck something up.

(Real talk...this was the only time by college buddy, who is also a Cavs fan, could do the Eurotrip)

As a co worker said we have LeBron and until LeBron looks beat you never worry. How right he was.

 

[tocov]

Please appoint a representative to dress the dog in the cavs jersey before each game. Thanks.

 

[Jack Brickman]

I think you need to tell your boss or loved one or whatever is causing you to travel to Europe that Europe will still be there in July.

You don't fuck with magic. Maybe it's you and the jerseyed dog together that's magical.

I feel you're tempting fate with this whole Euro thing, and I must say, I don't like it one bit.

If we win the first two games against Golden State, I might just cancel my fucking trip. Because if that happens, my dog's jersey is obviously magical.

If that happens, I expect all of you to donate to a Kickstarter to fund my trip two weeks later. Don't fuck me, guys. I was there for you.

 

[SVC]

If we win the first two games against Golden State, I might just cancel my fucking trip. Because if that happens, my dog's jersey is obviously magical.

Fair enough. You have to crap out before you hand the dice back. You don't roll seven straight passes and then hand the dice back.

We know the dog is prepared to do their job. If we win the first two and you left, they'd have to ban you. It would be unconscionable.