Browns Free Agency 2015

[AZ_]

Being too fat is less of a concern when you're the NT in the 3-4.

Of course, the bigger issue is convincing him to leave a sure-fire list of contenders for Cleveland.

But that's an argument for another day.

 

[Soda]

Being too fat is less of a concern when you're the NT in the 3-4.

Who didn't love them some Ted Washington? He wasn't always on the field, but he served his purpose in the middle when he did play. He could hardly breathe, too.

 

[Jack Brickman]

View: https://twitter.com/mikefreemanNFL/status/555364188508663808

If your nickname is Pot Roast, you basically have to be a fat guy. It's like a rule.

 

[AZ_]

If your nickname is Pot Roast, you basically have to be a fat guy. It's like a rule.

He should call his wife Beef Curtains.

The ultimate carnivorous couple.

 

[macbdog]

Being too fat is less of a concern when you're the NT in the 3-4.

Of course, the bigger issue is convincing him to leave a sure-fire list of contenders for Cleveland.

But that's an argument for another day.

If a bunch of fat people tell you that you are fat then you are pretty fat. At some point not caring/not able to change catches up with a player- and that usually happens after they sign their FA contract/join the Browns. Of course he could suddenly have a directional change like Shaun Rogers, Josh Gordon and Johnny Manziel did when they got here and get his issue(s) under control, so who knows. Snack Cakes or whoever the Jets guy is makes more sense is the Jets are moving away from the 3-4.

 

[Randolphkeys]

My concern is that the new Jets HC Bowles of Arizona is also a proponent of the 3-4 defense. He might make Big Snacks a free agent priority that a 4-3 coach didn't value.

We will see, though...

 

[AZ_]

Big Snacks isn't even an unrestricted free agent, so there wasn't really any hope of him signing elsewhere to begin with.

 

[Randolphkeys]

Being too fat is less of a concern when you're the NT in the 3-4.

Of course, the bigger issue is convincing him to leave a sure-fire list of contenders for Cleveland.

But that's an argument for another day.

He has followed Jack Del Rio from Jacksonville to Denver, but Del Rio might be headed to Oakland. Again, if we are only discussing players who want to join the Browns, it will be a short list. Money can inspire a lot of personnel movement to compensate for leaving good teams. Upheaval in the coaches made me think a Denver player is more available now than he was a few weeks ago.

 

[TheLand1287]

Saw this thread up and looking lively... came in to see conversations about pot roast, beef curtains, and big snacks... Yeah, it's still January lol

 

[Randolphkeys]

Saw this thread up and looking lively... came in to see conversations about pot roast, beef curtains, and big snacks... Yeah, it's still January lol

80% chance we were hungry when discussing those players, 100% chance they can actually play nose tackle.... 0% chance the Browns sign a guy named "Shrimp Alfredo" this offseason.

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[Snowblind]

Could anyone see Farmer signing a vet WR and possibly drafting one also? I just feel like he's tired of dealing with Gordon and will probably be gone this offseason. Maybe Jerry Jones will make a trade for Gordon if he can't resign Dez. Maybe give the Cowboys both Johnny and Gordon for some draft picks..

 

[EdMonix11]

Could anyone see Farmer signing a vet WR and possibly drafting one also? I just feel like he's tired of dealing with Gordon and will probably be gone this offseason. Maybe Jerry Jones will make a trade for Gordon if he can't resign Dez. Maybe give the Cowboys both Johnny and Gordon for some draft picks..

That decision isn't up to Ray Farmer....

 

[AZ_]

Not sure if posted, but Duron Carter did make a visit to Cleveland this week and the Browns are in the mix along with a handful of other teams.

 

[Binkster]

Not sure if posted, but Duron Carter did make a visit to Cleveland this week and the Browns are in the mix along with a handful of other teams.

If he's even half the douchebag his dad was, this kid is destined to be an elite douche.

In all seriousness... 6'5, 23 years old, 4.5 40 time. He's talented, but he screams locker room cancer. He'll fit right in with all of the other morons that want to skip film and walkthroughs on this team.

As for his community college QB:

He played one year at Coffeyville Community College in Kansas, where his quarterback tweeted that he was “lazy” and “a complete cancer.”

 

[Soda]

IMO, Johnny, Josh and Duron should not be sharing a locker-room.