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Chip Kelly to the Eagles

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Ya, this screams of the whole Petrino/Saban thing and is why I have no problem telling his wishy washy ass to fuck off, even though I wanted him here before. This screams and wreaks of NCAA sanctions coming down. This is a leader? Come on. Nike money just got trumped by NCAA ban hammer and I'd put good money on that.
 
Like a bitch who swore she didn't fuck your ex....just to catch her ass red-handed.

So wait a second...

Assuming he's using YOUR to represent the collective "we" on the website...

This would mean that the bitch in question is either fucking our collective female ex OR we're all gay and she's fucking our boyfriend.

Can anyone confirm whether we're gay or just turning women into lesbians? And what does this say about Chip?
 
One of his recruit's tweets.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Chip Kelly left?!?! He was at my house 2 days ago ��</p>— Nics ✌ (@NicoFalah) <a href="https://twitter.com/NicoFalah/status/291594892075995137" data-datetime="2013-01-16T17:16:54+00:00">January 16, 2013</a></blockquote>
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LOL.
 
I definitely wanted Chip Kelly, but at the end of the day I'd rather have the guy who's dream job is to be here and definitely knows the NFL in Chudzinski versus the guy who needed two weeks of convincing.
 
Who wants Chip Kelly when you can grab a guy who has been an offensive coordinator for 4 years, 2 of which were pretty shitty?
 
And I hate people named Chris? What does it fucking matter?

Chip Kelly would have changed the culture of this franchise for the better. A fresh start. Instead, we continue to have nothing to be excited about.

Seriously though, your sad sack approach to RCF is getting obnoxious fast. If you think people aren't being serious with the "I wouldn't want him anyway" stuff than you haven't been paying attention. When Saban was a rumor a ton of people didn't want him because of the exact bullshit Kelly just pulled. It would have been nice to have his offensive mind, but I don't think it would have been worth it to deal with his will he/won't he leave bullshit for the next 3 years.
 
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Who wants Chip Kelly when you can grab a guy who has been an offensive coordinator for 4 years, 2 of which were pretty shitty?

I forgot why you are the only guy I have on ignore. Back to not reading your stuff.
 
Ya, this screams of the whole Petrino/Saban thing and is why I have no problem telling his wishy washy ass to fuck off, even though I wanted him here before. This screams and wreaks of NCAA sanctions coming down. This is a leader? Come on. Nike money just got trumped by NCAA ban hammer and I'd put good money on that.

Yea I'm sure Alabama is glad they didn't get Saban's wishy washy ass. And the ban hammer has no relevance on his possible success in the NFL. Did Pete Carroll getting the ban hammer hurt the Seahawks?
 
This is a guy who has been trying to dig for NCAA information at every turn without getting lots of clarification.

I posted the details in the Browns Head Coach search thread, but his wishy-washy nature has been lead by his general feel for how the NCAA investigation would conclude. Last year Oregon filed their investigation report to the NCAA, detailing inadmissable recruiting by having too many recruiters, but determined they didn't need any meaningful sanctions. That report was received by the NCAA, there was a lot of silence, and then a general feeling of confidence in Eugene that they were in the clear. That is what led Chip to staying at Oregon last year and leaving Tampa at the alter.

Fast forward to this year, there was very little talk of Chip to the NFL until.....the NCAA deemed Oregon's investigation and suggested sanctions unsatisfactory. Chip and Oregon are scheduled to appear in Indianapolis in front of the NCAA infractions committee in a few short months. As soon as the NCAA called for that meeting, the rumors started swirling around whether Chip would take an NFL job again. It's not coincidental.

My best guess....Oregon will get a multiple year bowl ban with significant recruiting penalties. Something must have washed out behind the scenes that has Chip ready to bolt to the league. And logically, if Ohio State gets a bowl ban and loss of 9 scholarships over 3 years due to players trading awards for tattoos, and a coach that lied about it, what will Oregon get for:
- Paying $25,000 to Willie Lyles
- Not having any recruiting materials for the years they paid him
- Trying to pass off a video from 2007 that included a dead kid as current material
- Hand-written notes to Willie from the Oregon staff thanking him for his work with Lache Seastrunk

It's going to be ugly. The NCAA wants to show it has teeth, and going easy on Oregon would undermine everything they are trying to establish.
 
Who wants Chip Kelly when you can grab a guy who has been an offensive coordinator for 4 years, 2 of which were pretty shitty?



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A lot of people's reactions to this are the same as if they were rejected by a really hot chick, someone else got her, and they ended up with someone from eharmony. Say whatever it takes to make you feel better about it, but when the Browns were pursuing Chip, RCF had a major hard on in that safari thread. But hey, just go ahead and post some gif, it'll help I'm sure.
 

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