Cleveland Browns Quarterback Position

[Lee]

Just chaperoned an 8th grade beach day before their promotion to high school, grabbed a bunch of kids and challenged another 40 year old ex-athlete teacher to a game of two hand touch football. Played a good two hours, ended up throwing some viscous blocks by the end because the competitive juices started flowing.

Still got it, baby! Won't be able to get of bed tomorrow!

Sadly i am so out of shape I wouldnt be able to get out of bed next month.

But sounds fun, I do miss playing football and basketball, need to get myself in shape and rule the Jewish Center league.

 

[Amherstcavsfan]

Remember when @gourimoko made me wear lipstick and eat Spam?

God I miss those days. Maximus showing up live on webcam as a piece of spam and getting squirted with mayo? Glorious.

 

[The Oi]

God I miss those days. Maximus showing up live on webcam as a piece of spam and getting squirted with mayo? Glorious.

@Maximus wore the Obama mask and blew the black guy on camera*. I don't remember the spam thing.












































*1/2 of that is true

 

[The Oi]

@Randolphkeys

Did you mean vicious?

Or were the blocks thick and gooey, like bodily fluids?

Either one would explain your inability to sleep, but the latter would be disconcerting considering the age of the players...



(Viscuous juices? Overly hard blocks on 8th graders? Sounds like someone's been watching too much Sleepers in his Rape Shack.)

 

[Ohio]

I must say, this conversation is way more interesting than discussing any Browns QB.

Please continue.

 

[Tornicade]

@Randolphkeys

Did you mean vicious?

Or were the blocks thick and gooey, like bodily fluids?

Either one would explain your inability to sleep, but the latter would be disconcerting considering the age of the players...

Teachers play touch with middle schoolers every day. some things are just meant to be accepted. Personally I think your mood ring is showing green and I find that disturbing

 

[MGMT]

what the hell

 

[Randolphkeys]

Fucking spell check! I mean I beat up a bunch of prepubescent boys under the pretense of athletic competition. It was educational for them because kids don't play backyard football on the West Coast anymore. It was catharsis for me because it's the last week of school. I mostly played all-time QB and matched up against the other old fart teacher. I did have one glorious QB sneak where I got to break out the old juke moves, went to the house. Good times.

 

[Ohio]

@Randolphkeys is definitely the best QB to come out of Ignatius

 

[Randolphkeys]

@Randolphkeys is definitely the best QB to come out of Ignatius

I am, without question, second best active Cleveland St. Ignatius QB in the city where I live... and quarterback was never my position.

 

[SixPACK]

Just chaperoned an 8th grade beach day before their promotion to high school, grabbed a bunch of kids and challenged another 40 year old ex-athlete teacher to a game of two hand touch football. Played a good two hours, ended up throwing some viscous blocks by the end because the competitive juices started flowing.

Still got it, baby! Won't be able to get of bed tomorrow!

Highlights of Keys & his goons against the 8th grade team:

This first one is definitely Keys---

 

[BMAN]

Highlights of Keys & his goons against the 8th grade team:

This first one is definitely Keys---

When the fuck did this all happen?

 

[Matches]

As mesmerizing as these gifs are, no commentary about Brock Osweiler thinking the tape from the last 2 seasons proves that he is a starting caliber quarterback in the league?

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/b...ly-be-a-starting-nfl-qb-proof-is-in-the-film/

I was half surprised the exchange didn't go something like this:

LESMERISES: Brock are you good enough to be a starting quarterback in this league?

OSWEILER: Absolutely. Absolutely.

LESMERISES: Why?

OSWEILER: Let's just say a well-known [air quotes] "sports coach" thinks I'm gonna have a monster year.

 

[bigfoot5415]

Highlights of Keys & his goons against the 8th grade team:

This first one is definitely Keys---

These never get old.

 

[Matches]

These never get old.

"If only Barkevious Mingo was as unblockable lining up Wide-9 as the Colorado Avalanche mascot... " - Mike Lombardi, somewhere, before texting Bill Simmons asking if he wants him to write another article for The Ringer.