RBF League 2023 - Gary Barnidge Classic!

[Randolphkeys]

Do we lose the draft pick in the round where we drafted a keeper?

Yes. A bunch of people not yet in the league made a bunch of suggestions, but that is correct. Simple.

@cdt and @kcg

 

[SixPACK]

Keeper is set.

Now who the hell is gonna smear their dogs shit on their face like war paint and make the best impression of William Wallace to get in this league?

 

[Randolphkeys]

Now who the hell is gonna smear their dogs shit on their face like war paint and make the best impression of William Wallace to get in this league?

I heard from cdt, he is in. That potentially leaves 2 open positions if I don't hear from @kcg by Sunday. If there is a good time to prove your mental disturbance, this is it. fivethous went from the Amendola for Jamaal Charles debacle and singing "Stay With Me" on twitter to the championship! You could be next!!!

 

[Man Called X]

If there's a spot open, I'll toss my hat into the ring. More shit talking here than the basketball league...

 

[Randolphkeys]

If there's a spot open, I'll toss my hat into the ring. More shit talking here than the basketball league...

I'm not entirely sure you are capable of writing something as depraved as Jack Brickman, Real Deal, or Biw... your sobriety will get in the way... prove me wrong...

 

[Man Called X]

I'm not entirely sure you are capable of writing something as depraved as Jack Brickman, Real Deal, or Biw... your sobriety will get in the way... prove me wrong...

What sobriety? I just don't drink 6 days a week now. I still have a few here and there. And I still smoke more in a day that most do in a week.

About an hour before I posted this, I had to clean up a pile of shit on the kitchen floor left by none other than my potty training daughter who didn't make it to her potty in time. Pretty sure I'm going to mail it to you just for questioning my depravity.

 

[Randolphkeys]

What sobriety? I just don't drink 6 days a week now. I still have a few here and there. And I still smoke more in a day that most do in a week.

About an hour before I posted this, I had to clean up a pile of shit on the kitchen floor left by none other than my potty training daughter who didn't make it to her potty in time. Pretty sure I'm going to mail it to you just for questioning my depravity.

If it were your pile of shit on the kitchen floor, we would be getting closer to finalizing this league...

 

[Man Called X]

If it were your pile of shit on the kitchen floor, we would be getting closer to finalizing this league...

Left that on Jigo's wife's chest.

 

[Surge]

Id vote for @Man Called X . He likes to wheel and deal.

I say this not knowing if I even have a vote.

 

[Randolphkeys]

Id vote for @Man Called X . He likes to wheel and deal.

I say this not knowing if I even have a vote.

I know he wheels and deals, he took me to the poor house in the hoops league last season... you did too... shit, I'm not making trades this year.

The contest stands as most depraved shit before Saturday comes to a close. One spot is definitely open, maybe two.

 

[Man Called X]

I know he wheels and deals, he took me to the poor house in the hoops league last season... you did too... shit, I'm not making trades this year.

The contest stands as most depraved shit before Saturday comes to a close. One spot is definitely open, maybe two.

Had the opportunity to have sex with the mother in law...

Not saying it happened. Not saying it didn't happen.

Posting this solely so @The Oi can fantasize about it. No other reason.

*edit* Should note that I now get my kicks from turning on Jigo.

 

[kcg]

Unfortunately I will be unable to participate this year... Have a lot going on with traveling for work and family stuff. I can transfer my team to someone if they'd like to use my keepers. I had a good time last year. Disappointed I won't have the time to put effort in to it this year

 

[Man Called X]

.... Would a youtube video of me trying to shit into a fire qualify? Asking for posterity's sake...

 

[Randolphkeys]

Had the opportunity to have sex with the mother in law...

Not saying it happened. Not saying it didn't happen.

Posting this solely so @The Oi can fantasize about it. No other reason.

*edit* Should note that I now get my kicks from turning on Jigo.

I hear he is willing to pay a monthly charge for weird shit on the Internet to turn him on these days... I once saw a homeless woman reverse cowboy a tree stump... @The Oi

 

[Randolphkeys]

Unfortunately I will be unable to participate this year... Have a lot going on with traveling for work and family stuff. I can transfer my team to someone if they'd like to use my keepers. I had a good time last year. Disappointed I won't have the time to put effort in to it this year

If there's someone who posted interest who you want to turn it over to, I'm cool with you having a say. You showed up and finished 2nd, impressive showing dude!