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Gary Barnidge

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My girlfriend kind of has a thing for Paul Kruger, she gets a little excited every time he gets a sack. I'm afraid to even make her aware of Gary Barnidge's existence for fear of what may happen.

Paul Kruger????


Sounds like her taste is even worse than your avatar would imply...

paul-kruger.jpg
 
Paul Kruger????


Sounds like her taste is even worse than your avatar would imply...

paul-kruger.jpg

If he still looked like that I'd be golden, but since he's been in Cleveland he's looked more like this:

08052014-FSO-NFL-PaulKruger-pI.jpg


And be honest, you fap to me more than you do to her.
 
If he still looked like that I'd be golden, but since he's been in Cleveland he's looked more like this:

08052014-FSO-NFL-PaulKruger-pI.jpg


And be honest, you fap to me more than you do to her.

Jesus, he looks like Thor.

He appears to have undergone a Chris Pratt type of transformation. Speaking of which, just started watching Parks and Rec and my wife is all on about him now. Rob Lowe is a given.

I don't have time to fap to you between fapping to your girlfriend and Rob Lowe. I'll try to fit you into the rotation as an ancillary hidden in the corner type of character the next time your girlfriend pops up.
 
I'll take it.

If you post a picture of your girlfriend kissing any of Barnidge/Hoyer/Kruger on the cheek while you squat in front of them with both thumbs up, we have a deal.

You can exclude the Barnidge/Hoyer/Kruger part if you instead post a picture of her wearing nothing but a Browns jersey tied up in a knot at the bellybutton. In this case, you would still need to be doing the squatting thumbs up thing in the foreground, but you can't be strategically blocking anything important.
 
Since we can't really post inappropriate pictures in this thread, she can cover up down low with a mane she made that represents Kruger's flowing locks.
 
Since we can't really post inappropriate pictures in this thread, she can cover up down low with a mane she made that represents Kruger's flowing locks.

We can post inappropriate pictures in OTEAYOR though, and link to the thread in here.
 
I heard over the weekend that Barnidge created the Illumanati, sunk Atlantis and discovered the Fountain of Youth. Is this true? Or was that a stupid question?
 
I was talking to a chick for a bit and lost her to Mr. Barnidge. Never had a chance.


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