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Great Prom Ask Out Ideas

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ButterMPancakes said:
If she's one of those best friends that you're not getting laid with, tell her that you'd rather find a girl you're looking to fuck


if she's your best friend that you think you can get laid with, run the fuck away. . . one thing I quickly learned late in middle school/early high school is that becoming BFFs with chicks absolutely kills any chance you have of banging her and you're just delaying the inevitable heartbreak. If a chick starts telling you about her problems that's when you know you're about to cross a dangerous line and you either tune her out or ask her out.


If you really don't give a shit about what anyone here is saying and you're going to make a big scene for this bitch anyways, I honestly can't think of anything that wouldn't give me douche chills
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YES. In high school i became "the good friend" with every girl i knew. It was horrible, now in college, i am just looking not to become that good friend.
 
It sounds like you really dig this chick, since you are even entertaining the idea of doing this, even though she already said yes. In that case, can you play an instrument? I mean something cool, like guitar or mixing on some turns, not some gay trombone or something. Learn a song and serenade her ass. She'll melt. Then, literally serenade her in the ass.
 
Jump off the roof of the school and then write "PROM ?" on your full body cast..
 
I'm siding with the guys who say "who gives a shit?"

It's prom.

I'd take her to an expensive restaurant, pay the violinists to play her favorite song ("Baby," by Justin Bieber, I assume), and have a corsage in the champagne so she's surprised when she drinks it.

Waaaaait a tick. This is asking someone to the prom, not getting engaged. Ask her, if she says no because it's not a huge gesture, then you might be happier not going with someone who blows something up like that. Find some gal who you dig who is just cool with a chill "Hey, wanna go?" and you go and look nice, dance, try to hide the boner as you grind to whatever hip-hop is playing, and then make it to 2nd and get caught stealing 3rd because "she's not ready for that yet."
 
Tell her you'll take off the mask when you're banging her
 
ButterMPancakes said:
If she's one of those best friends that you're not getting laid with, tell her that you'd rather find a girl you're looking to fuck


if she's your best friend that you think you can get laid with, run the fuck away. . . one thing I quickly learned late in middle school/early high school is that becoming BFFs with chicks absolutely kills any chance you have of banging her and you're just delaying the inevitable heartbreak. If a chick starts telling you about her problems that's when you know you're about to cross a dangerous line and you either tune her out or ask her out.


If you really don't give a shit about what anyone here is saying and you're going to make a big scene for this bitch anyways, I honestly can't think of anything that wouldn't give me douche chills
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Maybe he's out for more than tail.

Let's mix some actual, decent solid advice in here along with the hilarious shit, bruhs!
 
Richfield Kid said:
It sounds like you really dig this chick, since you are even entertaining the idea of doing this, even though she already said yes. In that case, can you play an instrument? I mean something cool, like guitar or mixing on some turns, not some gay trombone or something. Learn a song and serenade her ass. She'll melt. Then, literally serenade her in the ass.
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Forget the instrument. Stand outside her window with a boombox held over your head blasting some Peter Gabriel. She'll melt. I guess the movie reference doesn't really qualify as "theater" and if you're going to prom this year she probably wouldn't get it anyway.
 
Tell her that you'll only to to prom with her if pigs flew out of your ass. Then eat some spoiled ham and Exlax and shit it out everywhere like a fountain. Smile at her and ask "what time should i pick you up?"
 
[video=youtube;0-h-mp1Gh5U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-h-mp1Gh5U[/video]
 
I find that video hilarious, it's kinda catchy, Grandma killing me, little kid yelling...and to top it off...Mario firepower in the last 5 seconds.
 
unless you're trying to bang this chick she doesn't deserve anything more than a simple "prom?"
 
If it's your best friend, i'd tell her to go fuck herself. Get some cute chick that's DTF.
 
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