There is just absolutely no way we're going to be getting the cream of the crop talent in this draft class. There's just too many shitty teams to overcome.
The tank never came out, and even if we lost every remaining game, we still wouldn't catch those teams in loss rate. They won't win enough games to even the standings, and we won't lose enough to get to their level of shittiness.
We are fucking stuck, GOD is this annoying. So Cleveland to miss out on Anthony Davis to a fucking coin flip, then the team re-names themselves to "the Pelicans" after they debated naming the team "the mosquitos". You cannot make this shit up. I'd chop off my left nut in this paper-slicer if we could have gotten our hands on the brow.
We end up getting so excited about winning the lottery, only there's nobody worthy of even drafting there.
Just- Un-Fucking Believable.
We end up getting some good acquisitions in Hawes and Deng, only the coach being so incompetent renders those guys really un-effective in the grand scheme of things.
Will Cleveland ever catch a break? Fuck I'm moving to Hawaii with Gourimoko, that sounds nice. I'd still be a Cleveland sports fan, but I could avoid dodging gaping pot-holes every single morning. 450 dollars in new tires, and you want to take my money with these traffic cameras? Fuck this city, love it and hate it, it's a really weird relationship, but my patience for this shit is wearing thin.
I cannot sit back and watch us routinely fuck up, it's becoming a law of nature that whatever wrong could happen, will end up happening to us.