DUDES, I've got the deal of the century for you, right here! Up for sale is a genuine, Omri Ass-Fingers autographed hat, complete with certificate of authenticity. This little gem entered my life 2 or 3 years ago after a buddy of mine, who worked at an unnamed youth organization for boys that hates gay people, gave it to me after it failed to receive a single bid during a fundraising raffle. Included in the package is the hat, certificate of authenticity, and several strange white/grey pubic hairs that are stuck to the outside of the hat. The bidding will start at $100, but I am open and willing to accept trades or other forms of payment. Please respond to this thread if interested! Hat/Certificate: Strange hairs (origin of hairs unknown... Maybe they're Omri's!!!!) The modern fit will look great on anyone!