Petition for Kyrie's unofficial Motto/NickName

[Huber.]

Some Say K-I

I say K-Y, the young cat's smooth, like Jelly

 

[foucault87]

He already has a basketball name. Like Moses Malone, Micheal Jordan, or Jerry West.

 

[Meatwad]

Buster McBoobs.

 

[Frank Reynolds]

Huber your whole career on RCF has been a fail...you should commit RCF suicide and terminate your account....like ASAP

 

[QuadrupleDouble]

I hope we end up calling him the air conditioner because he beats the Heat, but I'm cool with no nickname yet.

He has to earn it.

And the Pan idea is the worst ever. Makes me think of a goat legged faggot playing the flute

 

[Apathy]

Huber your whole career on RCF has been a fail...you should commit RCF suicide and terminate your account....like ASAP

HEY-OOOO

 

[Huber.]

Huber your whole career on RCF has been a fail...you should commit RCF suicide and terminate your account....like ASAP

Whatever dude. Don't know what I did to piss you off but you need to lighten up. I didn't even know who you were until your personal attack on me yesterday.

 

[QuadrupleDouble]

Oooooh the infamous James "I didn't even knew who you were" post.

Fight fight fight

 

[Maximus]

I'm going to show these 4 that were suggested to KI and ask him what he thinks. If there is a God he'll pick #1....but any of the 4 would be awesome.

Foo Foo Bunny Fuck
Nerf Ball Bitch Tits
Faggot
Buster McBoobs


Would piss myself to hear AC dropping any of these...
"Foo Foo Bunny Fuck from deep in The Q!!!!"
"Faggot says get that weak stuff outta here!"
"Nerf Ball Bitch Tits got himself a birrrrddd!"
"Buster McBoobs sticks the dagger in the coffin!!!"

 

[Huber.]

Oooooh the infamous James "I didn't even knew who you were" post.

Fight fight fight

Just found it odd to see him call me out when I didn't even recognize his username. I most likely pissed him off in the Indians thread. They are sensitive over there.

I'm going to show these 4 that were suggested to KI and ask him what he thinks. If there is a God he'll pick #1....but any of the 4 would be awesome.

Foo Foo Bunny Fuck
Nerf Ball Bitch Tits
Faggot
Buster McBoobs


Would piss myself to hear AC dropping any of these...
"Foo Foo Bunny Fuck from deep in The Q!!!!"
"Faggot says get that weak stuff outta here!"
"Nerf Ball Bitch Tits got himself a birrrrddd!"
"Buster McBoobs sticks the dagger in the coffin!!!"

can you add a poll?

 

[Pavlovic3Ball]

Im sure something decent will come along. At least we know it won't be as gay as "Black Mamba"

 

[Pavlovic3Ball]

Just found it odd to see him call me out when I didn't even recognize his username. I most likely pissed him off in the Indians thread. They are sensitive over there.

:chuckles:

 

[KeyzerSozee]

I am sick of (as stated in the Tristan Thompson thread I started for a nickname after the draft I think T2 or the Terminator won? can't remember) just using the person's name. I hate hearing initials. It is just so lazy. Probably because of TV, I'd imagine back in the day on Radio to fill air-time you needed unique and colorful nicknames to keep people listening. (For more on that read Amusing ourselves to Death ie about TV hurting how we communicate.)

I have a few ideas or things to play on. I think it is all good fun to make fun of everything Lebron was about, when you think back, has any athlete (without a ring) ever had the audacity to say he spoiled his fans/ that we are lucky (implied) because we get to "Witness" his greatness.

Most Obvious: The Kyzer (and is a play on the whole King thing which I don't think should be taboo, I think we as clevelanders are afraid to be bold in sports, Lebron said FU to us on TV (first in his play, then "his" day", and made it more clear in GQ he hates Cleveland from what I remember because Clevelanders didn't respect people from Akron in pick-up games? Only in his world would this make sense).

Funniest and Plays on "Witness"
"The Decision" - ie throw it back in everyone's face. Not far off from names like the "answer" anyways. Is funny, and a good statement. Ie we are do not want the league's sympathy, we want them to hate us because we win, because we have a great decision-maker. Similar (and a play on the whole witness thing)

The Jury- They decide whether witnesses are credible
The Closing Argument- you get last say after witnesses
Ky-Redirect (ie witness on stand, you get your crack at disproving them on re-direct, think my cousin vinny, where he impeaches every witness and disproves the prosecution's case with his questions on re-direct (well really Cross Examination, but Ky-Redirect works better))

Ones that I think would be cool:
The Maestro
Ghost
Rorschach
Sosa (when Tony in Scarface gets too big and screws him (in Miami) Kyrie Sosa works too)
The Blueprint
The Design
The Architect
The Freshman

The Cure (to Lebron or any synonym that works),
Blue Smoke

The Revolution (Brutus killed Caesar, he got his from Augustus Caesar in Civil/Revolutionary war/ We threw out the monarchy in ours, not to mention Purple Rain is a pretty awesome movie, and Dave Chappelle's sketch that includes Prince (charlie murphy's stories) (Prince's) is the Revolution)


Getting Heady

Macbeth (Written During King James Reign (near enough), Macbeth kills the King).
Warlock (Wizard is taken, also Shakespeare thinking Prospero and how he got screwed by his brother)
The Coup (anything about throwing out the old and change works well, the Coup, I like the Irony because of the "weak" class, hope he's the kind of kid who wants to dispprove that and "take-over")

The Duke of Coup (sounds like Duke of Cool)

The Glorious Revolution (what the overthrow of King James II was called)

Still thinking. LOL. Ones tat work with his name but I will never call him or anyone KI or something similar, let's get back to nicknames that mean something!)

So. . . will probably edit LOL.

. . .

Mr. Class (hope he would live up to it Kevin Durant probably deserves it)

The Highlighter (Like "Highlander" and Irving is a Scottish Surname) . . .

"Kyrie, eleison" (or "Lord, have mercy") (In Latin not pronounced same way)

Ky-Replay
Ky-reaper
Ky-rebuilding HEH
Ky-re-deemer
ky-re-fuse to lose
etc. etc. There are waay too many plays on words and things that mak sense to end up with K.I.

 

[ETG]

The majority of this thread's nicknames sound like defaults in NBA 2k My Player.

 

[DonGilbert]

"The Duke of Euc" (Euclid)