Photoshop/logo help

[natedagg]

A couple of thoughts:

-try to document before & after with photos or video or number of poops collected. You don't want people saying "he didn't get it all" or some shit because their dog, whatdayaknow?!?, took another shit after you left.
-Monetize the cats while you are there. I mean, whatever 5 bucks for you to walk inside and scoop out the litter box. Only for houses you are already at. Charge more for non-dog houses.

I was looking at the EPA website (didn't seem like you needed anything, but it was a quick look) and it got me thinking - is there a way where you can get government $? This qualifies as a "not now" project.
-Military veteran.
-Pivot to some sort of "green" solution (maybe down the road) and profit from some sort of grant.

 

[Man Called X]

A couple of thoughts:

-try to document before & after with photos or video or number of poops collected. You don't want people saying "he didn't get it all" or some shit because their dog, whatdayaknow?!?, took another shit after you left.
-Monetize the cats while you are there. I mean, whatever 5 bucks for you to walk inside and scoop out the litter box. Only for houses you are already at. Charge more for non-dog houses.

I was looking at the EPA website (didn't seem like you needed anything, but it was a quick look) and it got me thinking - is there a way where you can get government $? This qualifies as a "not now" project.
-Military veteran.
-Pivot to some sort of "green" solution (maybe down the road) and profit from some sort of grant.

I planned on taking pictures every time when I show up, amount of bags I use, and yard after I'm done.

As for litter boxes, that really should be an every day type service, and I hate doing that at home, let alone for someone else. I've thought about a possibly weekly cleaning/disinfecting of boxes. But I really want to avoid cats as much as possible. I don't want to have to go into a home.

And I get no sort of military benefits, and I'm sure that they extend that to other things like grants as well.

 

[gourimoko]

As for litter boxes, that really should be an every day type service, and I hate doing that at home, let alone for someone else. I've thought about a possibly weekly cleaning/disinfecting of boxes. But I really want to avoid cats as much as possible. I don't want to have to go into a home.

You can tell them to leave their litter box on the front or back porch and you'll clean it by a certain hour of the day. If you provide litter changing, that would be beneficial to lots of folks particularly the elderly who don't/can't bend down and pick up or carry large bags of litter.

 

[Man Called X]

You can tell them to leave their litter box on the front or back porch and you'll clean it by a certain hour of the day. If you provide litter changing, that would be beneficial to lots of folks particularly the elderly who don't/can't bend down and pick up or carry large bags of litter.

The issue with that is you run the risk of the pets going elsewhere in the house because the litter box isn't available for an extended period. And for the elderly, they are going to have no easier time lifting the litter box outside than they will cleaning. And honestly, it's something I barely tolerate doing for my cats at home. Gotta get too close to the shit.

I ain't even gotta bend over to pick up dog shit.

 

[gourimoko]

The issue with that is you run the risk of the pets going elsewhere in the house because the litter box isn't available for an extended period. And for the elderly, they are going to have no easier time lifting the litter box outside than they will cleaning. And honestly, it's something I barely tolerate doing for my cats at home. Gotta get too close to the shit.

I ain't even gotta bend over to pick up dog shit.

Indeed... the issue of the box being gone for an extended period can be solved with having 2, which lots of homes have anyway (simple litterbox costs less than $5).

I just know that one of my clients deals with pet product ecommerce and it's a very big deal (litterbox cleaning)..

No one likes to do it, and some folks have cats and really can't manage the process.

And I'm with you, I fucking hate litter-boxes. It's why all of my cats get trained to go outside from an early age.

My last cat has never once gone in the house and never once used a litter box in his life.

 

[The Oi]

Bro, during Halloween wear the Captain Caveman costume and bash the smithereens out of every pile of dog shit in the backyard.

And by costume I mean just show up looking likE yourself with an additional week's worth of growth.

 

[natedagg]

I mean, it is your business so you are welcome to take/not take any suggestion, so if "no" to cats, fair enough. I think ultimately you won't be the one cleaning the litter boxes anyway, but hey, "no" doesn't mean "never." I think it's easy money to clip, but hey, not my biz. That's the beauty of it: it is YOURS.

 

[Man Called X]

I mean, it is your business so you are welcome to take/not take any suggestion, so if "no" to cats, fair enough. I think ultimately you won't be the one cleaning the litter boxes anyway, but hey, "no" doesn't mean "never." I think it's easy money to clip, but hey, not my biz. That's the beauty of it: it is YOURS.

Yeah, it's not something I'm saying never to, just no as of right now.

If I do, it'll be an evening hours type service that I do after it gets too dark to look for poop in a yard.

When I've got employees that are doing the dirty work and my sole job is growing the business? Then maybe I'll consider it.

For now, it's doing everything to make that money to reinvest into the business.

Huber sent me an updated colorway for my logo that got very positive results. Has resulted in 5 original likes from people that are not on my friends list, nor do I know personally.

So for now its scheduling my first few weeks of service and lots of dog memes and puns to cause engagement on FB page until launch.

 

[The Oi]

Yeah, it's not something I'm saying never to, just no as of right now.

If I do, it'll be an evening hours type service that I do after it gets too dark to look for poop in a yard.

When I've got employees that are doing the dirty work and my sole job is growing the business? Then maybe I'll consider it.

For now, it's doing everything to make that money to reinvest into the business.

Huber sent me an updated colorway for my logo that got very positive results. Has resulted in 5 original likes from people that are not on my friends list, nor do I know personally.

So for now its scheduling my first few weeks of service and lots of dog memes and puns to cause engagement on FB page until launch.

Run paid facebook ads when your likes are built up too. And run a like ad congruently with it.

 

[Man Called X]

Run paid facebook ads when your likes are built up too. And run a like ad congruently with it.

I planned on spending a bit of money for that eventually. See if I can get some favor pricing from Deluca for him to record a radio spot for me. Etc, but that's all in the distant future once the business is established and I'm making money. For the time being, I've got plenty of free word of mouth advertising that is going to pay off big in the long run. The goal is pretty much you get a dog from any place in the area, they're gonna recommend my service.

I've got this shit beyond game planned, you don't even know.

 

[Notorious]

Man Called eXcrement

 

[Deezus]

This idea is full of shit.

 

[Man Called X]

This idea is full of shit.

Moar poop jokes.

 

[Deezus]

Moar poop jokes.

Possible Slogans:

- Dawg Gone Poo Removal: "We might be full of shit, but your lawn won't be!"
- Dawg Gone Poo Removal: "Our business stinks, but our customer service is all roses."
- Dawg Gone Poo Removal: "If your dog is ah-poopin', we'll be there ah-scoopin'!"
- Dawg Gone Poo Removal: "Picking up your dogs shits by a male with big tits!"
- Dawg Gone Poo Removal: "We're full of shit!"
- Dawg Gone Poo Removal: "Scared of what comes out of your dog's butt? Call the guy with just one nut!"
- Dawg Gone Poo Removal: "Free testicular exam for all 1st time customers!"

More to cum shortly...

 

[Man Called X]

Possible Slogans:

- Dawg Gone Poo Removal: "We might be full of shit, but your lawn won't be!"
- Dawg Gone Poo Removal: "Our business stinks, but our customer service is all roses."
- Dawg Gone Poo Removal: "If your dog is ah-poopin', we'll be there ah-scoopin'!"
- Dawg Gone Poo Removal: "Picking up your dogs shits by a male with big tits!"
- Dawg Gone Poo Removal: "We're full of shit!"
- Dawg Gone Poo Removal: "Scared of what comes out of your dog's butt? Call the guy with just one nut!"
- Dawg Gone Poo Removal: "Free testicular exam for all 1st time customers!"

More to cum shortly...

Hope you die of cancer for mocking mine.