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Playoff Haikus

Discussion in 'Cavs Talk' started by Wes, Apr 23, 2009.

  1. Wes

    Wes Gold Star Member

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    Since the Cavs appear to be handling the Pistons pretty well so far, I thought we could all exercise our literary skills, and compose some playoff haikus. For those who have forgotten, or aren't familiar with what a haiku is, here is a basic definition

    "A Japanese poem of seventeen syllables, in three lines of 5 syllables, 7 syllables, and 5 syllables."

    Other variations exist, but this is the most common. I'll kick it off with a pretty basic one:

    The number 1 seed
    Plus LeBron Deep in the Q
    Means NBA Ring


    Let's see some others!
     
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  2. chiefwahoo

    chiefwahoo Skating into the draft

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    Pistons, Hawks or Heat
    Magic or Celtics die next
    Last victim? LA!
     
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    LeBron will throw down,
    Rain jumpers to beat Kobe,
    Bring bling back to town.
     
  4. Backstage

    Backstage A winning record? Pshaw!

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    Pistons down two games,
    Rasheed better watch out 'cuz
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    Hughes, Snow, and Damon
    Look at how far we have come
    Mo deep in the Q!
     
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    Douglar Intentionally Grounded Staff Member

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    Out on the fast break
    LeBron throws the hamma' down
    Wham with the right hand
     
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    demondeacs13 The Rain Man

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    Chauncey, please come back,
    Detroit needs you 'cause that guy,
    AI - he's a hack!
     
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    wuck Hustling on the inside Staff Member

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    Cavs sweep in Fo', Fo', Fo', Fo'
    Staunch fans still find fault.

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    When Austin Carr says
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    Lebron,

    Bring home a ring,
    so everyone can cheer
    and you'll be named king.
     
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    cschneider27 ****, my potato is mashed

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    Pistons in freefall
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    GET THAT WEAK STUFF OUTTA HERE!
     
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    Splitz RIM PROTECTOR Staff Member

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    If I can't rap to it then I don't write it. :chuckles:
     
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    cschneider27 ****, my potato is mashed

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    You can make a rap, just make a little section of it the Haiku style, 5 7 5. haha
     
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    They said Maurice sucks
    & that LeBron will leave soon
    14 wins they lose
     
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    Only two more wins
    The pistons going fishing
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    Playoffs are too long
    To wait two days bites my balls
    Give me a damn break!
     
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  19. Rick Astley

    Rick Astley Really?

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    Detroit Basketball
    Came to town to get beaten
    By merciless Cavs

    Sounds more of a stupid gray headline than a haiku but whateva.
     
  20. The Common Man

    The Common Man NBA Starter

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    this is sort of gay
    but i'll try anyways, i'm bored
    Cavs give me pants tent


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