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Playoff Haikus

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They said Maurice sucks
& that LeBron will leave soon
14 wins they lose
 
Only two more wins
The pistons going fishing
Kill the curse Cleveland
 
Playoffs are too long
To wait two days bites my balls
Give me a damn break!
 
Detroit Basketball
Came to town to get beaten
By merciless Cavs

Sounds more of a stupid gray headline than a haiku but whateva.
 
The Browns are awful
In '07 the Tribe choked
Please Cavs, end this now!
 
Detriots Exuses are like Poems
No one wants to hear them
 
The Lakers are good
The Cavaliers are better
Eat shit lakers fans
 
wait until the finals,
to answer question, Kobe,
how Lebron's ass taste?
 
Detroit are the first,
victims to get a mushroom
print on their forehead
 
Hoisting a trophy
There can be no sweeter thing
Floating butterfly
 
LeBron to New York?
GET THAT WEAK STUFF OUTTA HERE!
If he leaves, I'll tear.

:(
 
How about a good ole americain limirick?


There once was a man who went to St V,
who was a baller as we could all see
Kobe tried to deny him,
but Lebron flew right by him,
and now Lebron holds the Obrion trophy
 
Game seven nba finals
Game winning shot
Chants of Gotti Gotti...
 
A phallus glistens
Rays of gold illuminate
The City's Spirit
 

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