Playoff Haikus

[Coyote]

Rasheed is a shell
of his former self; Tayshaun
has curled up in it.

 

[Lee]

or another

Hickory dickory dock
KG was sucking Pierce's cock,
he was so busy on his dick,
he didnt see ben set the pick,
and now pierce's dick is a sock.

 

[No Regard]

or another

Hickory dickory dock
KG was sucking Pierce's cock,
he was so busy on his dick,
he didnt see ben set the pick,
and now he eats his food through his sock.

Awesome poem.

But you seem to be quite obsessed with cock though :chuckles:

 

[SoundBreaker]

or another

Hickory dickory dock
KG was sucking Pierce's cock,
he was so busy on his dick,
he didnt see ben set the pick,
and now he eats his food through his sock.

Ayo

 

[Lee]

Awesome poem.

But you seem to be quite obsessed with cock though :chuckles:

You suck one dick........



:chuckles:

 

[No Regard]

You suck one dick........



:chuckles:

Oh really?

 

[The Common Man]

[deleted]

 

[Sirius]

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Allen's elbow swings
To crush anaconda in nest.
Little sparrow escapes!



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[Silky Smooth]

The Cavs are the best
See LA in the Finals
We will win 4-2

 

[Powerslave]

No defense means death
Old habits die hard with thee
You, how my ass taste?

 

[pl4tinum]

Beat us once, no more
Lakers blew their freakin' wad
February 8th

 

[-Akronite-]

Throws the hamma down
Get that weak stuff outta here
It's deep in the Q


My guess is that this was already made because it was too easy to come up with.

Here's a broadcasting one:

Screw Jon and Reggie
Austin Carr and Fred McLeod
A beautiful thing

 

[MikeOC33]

Cleveland needs a ring.
A championship from the Cavs
would make fans happy.

This is football town
but an NBA trophy
would still be joyous

LeBron is the King
and should be the MVP
to go with a ring

 

[Kiddo]

The celtics suck bad
KG Pierce Ray and Perkins
Can all fvck themselves

 

[MoFlo]

Want Dirty Sanchez