Playoff Haikus

[wuck]

Splitz ain't no poet
Camakazee breaks it down
Max, where's my nachos?

 

[Wes]

Wow, there is some nice talent here at RCF, and I like how we've even expanded into limericks.

I'll try and think up some more haikus, but there is definitely some tough competition :chuckles:

 

[xAusT1n]

We got LeBron James
Delonte macking on hoes
Better than the rest

 

[wuck]

Wow, there is some nice talent here at RCF, and I like how we've even expanded into limericks.

Massive rep to the first to lay down an iambic pentameter sonnet. op:

 

[NaySmith]

Today no game dose
Jessica Biel nude photos
How glorious are those

 

[breanna]

The fans will explode
When we sweep Detroit in fo'
There is just one goal

 

[LeBeastJames]

Five Seven Five. What?
Seriously, **** Haikus.
Cleveland FOR THE WIN.

 

[breanna]

F this stupid ish
All our opponents will lick...
You guessed it, CAVS DICK!

 

[Randolphkeys]

An Elizabethian sonnet:

Shall I compare thee to the Cleveland Browns?
Thou art more balanced and entertaining
always the same circus but different clowns
Deep in the Q the three ball is raining

Shall I compare thee to the Lumberjacks?
Thou art Cleveland's signature monument
Pistons knees do shake when LeBron attacks
Cavs are a bulb, LeBron is filament

Illgauskas desire shall not fade
and powder blue seats' bygones be bygones
Kobe Bryant, Tayshaun Prince, and Dwayne Wade
Clint Eastwood says "Punks, get off of my lawns!"

championships my dreams have longed to see
and so lives this, and this gives life to thee.

 

[breanna]

An Elizabethian sonnet:

Shall I compare thee to the Cleveland Browns?
Thou art more balanced and entertaining
always the same circus but different clowns
Deep in the Q the three ball is raining

Shall I compare thee to the Lumberjacks?
Thou art Cleveland's signature monument
Pistons knees do shake when LeBron attacks
Cavs are a bulb, LeBron is filament

Illgauskas desire shall not fade
and powder blue seats' bygones be bygones
Kobe Bryant, Tayshaun Prince, and Dwayne Wade
Clint Eastwood says "Punks, get off of my lawns!"

championships my dreams have longed to see
and so lives this, and this gives life to thee.

What type of poem is this? Is it just a basic poem?

 

[BlueSeats626]

What type of poem is this? Is it just a basic poem?

From Wikipedia

A Shakespearean, or English sonnet consists of 14 lines, each line contains ten syllables, and each line is written in iambic pentameter in which a pattern of a non-emphasized syllable followed by an emphasized syllable is repeated five times. The rhyme scheme in a Shakespearean sonnet is ABAB CDCD EFEF GG in which the last two lines are a rhyming couplet.

 

[Randolphkeys]

What type of poem is this? Is it just a basic poem?

Thewuck requested an iambic pentameter sonnet: ten syllables per line, a rhyme scheme of abab cdcd, efef gg. A guy named William Shakespeare used to churn these out for wealthy lords in between plays.

EDIT: well done, Blueseats. That is why I highlighted you in the sonnet.

 

[LeBeastJames]

Massive rep to the first to lay down an iambic pentameter sonnet. op:

L-Train, throw the hammer down on the fools,
The Cavs are running on all cylinders.
Detroit, these boys will send you back to school,
That AV looks like Bob Tiwilliger.

They will make it rain from Deeeep in the Q
Smother your stuff like it's infanticide.
When they are through, your pants are full of poo.
It's okay Detroit, just admit you cried.

Lake show, we'll find you, make sure you're ready.
LeBron will show once and for all he pwns.
When it ends, the Q will rain confetti
While rattling Jon Barry to his bones.

LeBron James, he will always deliver,
I hope the parade won't kill our livers!

 

[BlueSeats626]

EDIT: well done, Blueseats. That is why I highlighted you in the sonnet.

Making it my new sig, I'm tired of looking at Tim Misney. He's not making them pay enough anymore.

 

[breanna]

Cleveland fans have long awaited a ship
It has been 30+ years of misery
They pray that they get that accomplishment
Rest that curse and make Cleveland history

The Cavaliers are the only savior
They don't take no bull, they get the job done
Fans are hoping they'll answer the prayer
Out of all, our precious Cavs are the ones

Those Fakers aren't ready for this monster
Kobe can't even handle the pressure
The Lake Show is just way too much softer
Unlike Kobe, Bron raises the lever

Parade down Euclid around the corner
No more heartbreak fans, no more heart burners