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Lebron super good
from a land down under
following from here
 
Mo from way downtown
LeBron throws the hammer down
Cleveland curse is dead
 
Price, Nance, Williams, Daugherty and Harper
The team of the Nineties poised for Greatness
Greatness yielded and Fate chose another
Bestowing luck on that shot by Airness

Twenty years hence Greatness won’t be denied
Z, Mo, Redz, Ben, Joe, Bron and Varejao
Wally, Boobie, Coach, and all the team’s’ pride:
Fate will join Greatness, Cavs will win it now

Celtics, Lakers, to whom it may concern:
Search your feelings, you know this to be true
Greatness has a lesson for you to learn:
Cavs will hand your heads to you at the Q.

Come on Cavs, let’s win it all already
I need this season’s awesome DVD!
 
Title: A Nice Little Friday
by Maximus

Off to play blackjack
Watch Cavs kick ass from front row
Lap dances late night
 
We were good last year
With Mo this year we are Great
Championship bound


:king:


Nobody beats Cavs
It is finally our time
One Team and One Goal
 
Detroit has the Palace
Sells tickets to Cavs fans for cheap
Detroit Sucks
 
"Rise Up" didn't work
We have "One Goal" for this year.
Next? "Do It Again."
 
It's been 45 years
since the last Cleveland 'ship,
its time for the crown


What other city
sticks with their teams this long?
a new day has dawned (i know dawned is 2 syllables but i liked it)


If April Showers
can bring us some May Flowers
Does June bring us Rings?
 
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I'm going to go with a limerick. My grandpa used to write them all the time so I'm gonna do my best to make him proud here.

The 'ship is so close we can taste it
But blocking our way is a rapist
He's clutch with his three
And statutory
But with Lebron and Mo we can make it!
 
Cavs superior
Joe Dumars needs to rebuild
Detroit sucks my d*ck
 
Often I don't drink
but when I do drink beer I
go for Dos Equis
 
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