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I will give you $60 if you take a video of you destroying each one of those hats using a combination of fire, scissors, dog or cat poop, and a bee-bee gun. The song "Murder Train" has to be playing in the background.
Make the video, post it on here, and I will send you sixty hard-earned dollars
I am cumpletely serious.

I would have to buy a bee-bee gun. If you can send one to me i'll do it. I want fucking $60.

Can i have the blankey for $15? I like the Game of Thrones + Martha's Vinyard look

Thanks, mummy and daddy surprised me with the sheets on my birthday.. Along with a new sailboat, and a staff of darkness.
 
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I would have to buy a bee-bee gun. If you can send one to me i'll do it. I want fucking $60.



Thanks, mummy and daddy surprised me with the sheets on my birthday.. Along with a new sailboat, and a staff of darkness.

If you do fire and scissors I'll split the $60 with Dog. I'll also add an additional $10 if you drink a substantial amount (two good sips) of the hat/fruit smoothie.

I'll post a selfie of me paying the $30 so Damage adds his amount.

The selfie is contingent on the smoothie. No smoothie, it's just the $30 with no proof.
 
Payable six months later when Jigo sends you $.30 PayPal deposits every three weeks.

Then you get to the breaking point of getting pissed, and he laughs it off saying he was just playing around. Then sends you a package of nonsense o tr and make t up to you.
 
TJ, what else do you want to sell? I'm looking for some pillowcases and a mini fridge.
 
I'd bet you could get more people to contribute if you do the smoothie.

Let us know if this is serious and I'll throw my weight around and see if I can help drive the price up.
 
Jigo is the moderator for The Classifieds sub forum.

Let's just hope for your sake he throws his testicle weight around.
 
I would have to buy a bee-bee gun. If you can send one to me i'll do it. I want fucking $60.



Thanks, mummy and daddy surprised me with the sheets on my birthday.. Along with a new sailboat, and a staff of darkness.

Do you have darts? That would be almost as good as the bee-bee gun. If not, there's plenty of other forms of hat torture I could think of.

Look, if you decide to dismember, set-fire-to, and mutilate these hats to the best of your ability, I'll send you the $60. But make a good video of it for proof, and so that me and the rest of RCF can get a good laugh.
 
I'd bet you could get more people to contribute if you do the smoothie.

Let us know if this is serious and I'll throw my weight around and see if I can help drive the price up.

As long as I don't have to drink an entire hat smoothie, and only a few gulps then i'm all in.

Somebody needs to choose the hats for the smoothie, and the hats for me to cut up/light on fire. I'll make videos for both.
 
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Cavs hat for the smoothie so Cleveland can becum a part of you. Burn and destroy the rest. Taking a dump on the Miami hat and filming (no asshole shots please) will net you an additional $5.

I will paypal my portion immediately after each feat is posted.

The alternative, and potentially more lucrative option is if we incorporate this into a new live RCF interview...
 
So to clarify my offer:

Split $60 with Dog to see you destroy all except the Cavs hat. You need to really sell it. Play the music, scream, be agressive.

$10 for the smoothie

$5 for the dump on the Miami hat

Live broadcast is preferable but unedited video would be acceptable.

All of my payment will be made via paypal.
 
So, how's the sales process cuming along? If you want to do a barter, my wife is in the market for a new vibrator. I'll exchange the Miami half-eaten hat for a blue dolphin + clit massager.
 
So, how's the sales process cuming along? If you want to do a barter, my wife is in the market for a new vibrator. I'll exchange the Miami half-eaten hat for a blue dolphin + clit massager.

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For video confirmation of hat in feces I will contribute to the total.
 

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