Selling Hats

[David.]

best thread in a long time

 

[The Oi]

best thread in a long time

Was on track to be. In a lull now.

Only the OP can fix.

 

[TJ Detweiler]

Was on track to be. In a lull now.

Only the OP can fix.

Sorry for the lull but there is an explanation:
Mom pulled a fast one on me and donated 3 of the hats to goodwill (Miami Hockey, Cavs, New York Giants) and I don't have any more hats so I don't know what to do, you guys can re-choose hats for me to eat/burn but that's all I can tell ya.

 

[The Oi]

Sorry for the lull but there is an explanation:
Mom pulled a fast one on me and donated 3 of the hats to goodwill (Miami Hockey, Cavs, New York Giants) and I don't have any more hats so I don't know what to do, you guys can re-choose hats for me to eat/burn but that's all I can tell ya.

Which hat you eat and burn is irrelevant. It just needs to happen.

Would you prefer to submit video to us or do it live?

 

[TJ Detweiler]

Which hat you eat and burn is irrelevant. It just needs to happen.

Would you prefer to submit video to us or do it live?

Video, I don't know how I could coordinate a live video as the burning would have to be outside.

 

[The Oi]

Video, I don't know how I could coordinate a live video as the burning would have to be outside.

Alright. Let's wait to see who all wants to get involved from a donation perspective. My offer stands.

 

[TJ Detweiler]

Alright. Let's wait to see who all wants to get involved from a donation perspective. My offer stands.

Also you guys have to give me some specifics of what you want to see in the video

Such as, a song (Shit, and piss will not be present unless you want to see the stuff flushed down a toilet,) and other stuff you want to add, and this topic needs to be moved in EAYOR

It will probably be 2 videos, as I need one of my friends to get a blender

 

[I LOVE YOU ABBY]

I'm not as excited about this as I was at first. Not at all. There's only half the hats getting destroyed! Come on man... you can count me out.

I will offer up $10 for the hat smoothie, but I want proof that you ate particles of the hat. I don't want you taking some cautious, tight-lipped sip and only getting the delicious berries and juice down your throat.

I can't believe I have to go through life knowing that 3 of those fucking hatrocities are still somewhere in the general public. I have half a mind to find out which Goodwill they're at, buy them, and do the dirty work by myself.

I'd take that stupid Miami hockey hat and run it over with the lawn mower, spread pug shit and expired sour cream all over the shredded fabric, mold it back together with Elmer's glue, throw it in a well, and then piss on it's corpse.
I want you to picture that all happening in a video montage, with this song playing in the background.

[video=youtube;Gnj3F7-DcQY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnj3F7-DcQY[/video]

 

[TJ Detweiler]

Expect the video within the next few weeks (Have to record on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday and get the blender situation sorted out.) Will be posted in EAYOR probably via Vimeo.

Recap:

Will be split into two videos (One the blender chug, the other destroying of the hats.) Will post both of the videos here at the same time.

Murder Train will be playing in the background for the destruction of the hats.

Will eat: Detroit Lions Hat

Will destroy: Miami Hat, the UNDRCRWN hat

 

[Nicky]

If this goes well, I see a potential (horrific) RCF video challenge following/participants.

 

[The Oi]

Let's confirm first that we don't want anything happening to the guy. It'll be hilarious to see you eat the hat, but if that thing doesn't grind into a FINE pulp...I don't want to be responsible for the guy choking to death. Make sure anything you're eating is either nearly liquid or that you're chewing the fuck out of it. Aggressive chewing would be funnier anyways.

 

[pr26]

This is why I get up in the mornings.

 

[MikeOC33]

Let's confirm first that we don't want anything happening to the guy. It'll be hilarious to see you eat the hat, but if that thing doesn't grind into a FINE pulp...I don't want to be responsible for the guy choking to death. Make sure anything you're eating is either nearly liquid or that you're chewing the fuck out of it. Aggressive chewing would be funnier anyways.

Pfft.... killjoy.

 

[TJ Detweiler]

Let's confirm first that we don't want anything happening to the guy. It'll be hilarious to see you eat the hat, but if that thing doesn't grind into a FINE pulp...I don't want to be responsible for the guy choking to death. Make sure anything you're eating is either nearly liquid or that you're chewing the fuck out of it. Aggressive chewing would be funnier anyways.

I'm actually having one of my friends videotaping/witnessing/bringing the blender for the challenge, and gave him the clearance to rip on me for the rest of my life. So no choking will be involved.

 

[Randolphkeys]