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TJ Detweiler said:
Whether it is soon or within the next five years it's going to happen.
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No. Don't think it is going to happen. Ever.

And I bet you are a blast going out with your buds... something like this maybe?

TJ - "Hey, that dude over there is selling the marijuana! We should get some!"

Friends - "Yeah. Ok, lets pool our money and get some 420 bro!"

TJ - "Cool, let's do it."

Friends - "Here TJ, here is all the cash we got... get as much Tijuana as you can!!"

TJ - "Um... I dunno guys. I don't want to go to jail. Maybe next week we can score, ok?"

or does this sound familiar?

TJ - "Guys! Look! LOOK!! It's a hooker! I'm sure she's a hooker! Let's see if we can buy us a little tail!"

Same scenario as above... buddies agree, pool their money, tell TJ to close the deal....

TJ - "Um, I dunno guys... what if she is an undercover cop? I don't want to go to jail. Plus, what if it is that time of the month for her? I know it is for me... so I don't think I wanna do it right now... plus, I wanna save myself for marriage ya know.... but I'll tell you what... I'll blend up a cap and eat that tho! That'd be cool, right? Anyone got a blender? No? Oh, ok. Let's go get a pizza or something..."
 
MikeOC33 said:
No. Don't think it is going to happen. Ever.

And I bet you are a blast going out with your buds... something like this maybe?

TJ - "Hey, that dude over there is selling the marijuana! We should get some!"

Friends - "Yeah. Ok, lets pool our money and get some 420 bro!"

TJ - "Cool, let's do it."

Friends - "Here TJ, here is all the cash we got... get as much Tijuana as you can!!"

TJ - "Um... I dunno guys. I don't want to go to jail. Maybe next week we can score, ok?"

or does this sound familiar?

TJ - "Guys! Look! LOOK!! It's a hooker! I'm sure she's a hooker! Let's see if we can buy us a little tail!"

Same scenario as above... buddies agree, pool their money, tell TJ to close the deal....

TJ - "Um, I dunno guys... what if she is an undercover cop? I don't want to go to jail. Plus, what if it is that time of the month for her? I know it is for me... so I don't think I wanna do it right now... plus, I wanna save myself for marriage ya know.... but I'll tell you what... I'll blend up a cap and eat that tho! That'd be cool, right? Anyone got a blender? No? Oh, ok. Let's go get a pizza or something..."
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Hahahah no need for personal shots man. But that was fucking horrible. The dialogue sounded like D.A.R.E. people trying to re-enact a conversation about drugs.

I think South Park made fun of it.

I actually brought it up to my friends last year, and they thought it was a horrible idea.

Their response went along the lines of:
"So you are going to eat hats because a bunch of older guys on a Cavs website you go on bet that you wouldn't."

I'm still replying to you guys on this thread, that itself should give you a little bit of hope.
 
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TJ Detweiler said:
As long as I don't have to drink an entire hat smoothie, and only a few gulps then i'm all in.

Somebody needs to choose the hats for the smoothie, and the hats for me to cut up/light on fire. I'll make videos for both.
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Just a reminder when you outline this thread to your buddies.... did you tell them that you AGREED to eat the hat, kept pushing the scenario- I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna video it, I'm gonna do it, gotta get a blender, etc.... then re-neged?

You act like someone is daring you to eat a pound of festering elephant dung stuffed with used hypos. It's a frickin' hat. It'll be processed into little bitty pieces of cloth and cardboard... kinda like a cheap pizza put in a blender. Sheesh. Seems like a typical Friday night party when someone grabs someones hat, stuffs it in a blender, pours in the rest of his beer, grinds it all and chugs it to laughter and cheers. Ain't even a bet or money involved....
 
At this point just film yourself eating some type of clothing. Edible underwear even, off dude or chick. Need pics.

Or swallow 2 shoe strings, shit it out whole, use them on your Skechers or Crocs, whatever liars wear, w/o washing for a week straight with a GoPro attached to your shoes so we can tell you didn't tamper.

Then you are on the RCF wall of fame forever. Respect from all.
 
At this point I'd be willing to accept watching ANY RCF member eat a hat.

I'm trying to think of a funnier article of clothing and there are some. Eating a pair of jeans has a nice ring to it and "I once paid some college kid eat one of his shoes on the internet," is a tell-able story.

But someone living in a first world country saying "I can't eat my hat because I don't have a blender" is comparable to "I can't lose my virginity at a school of 50,000 people because I couldn't find a girl." @Chardon @IKWT
 
With the money Detweiler has already been offered, I could drive to Tijuana, pay a chick to eat a straw sombrero, and still have enough money left over to watch her fuck a donkey.
 
Randolphkeys said:
With the money Detweiler has already been offered, I could drive to Tijuana, pay a chick to eat a straw sombrero, and still have enough money left over to watch her fuck a donkey.
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Is the donkey hot?
 
Randolphkeys said:
With the money Detweiler has already been offered, I could drive to Tijuana, pay a chick to eat a straw sombrero, and still have enough money left over to watch her fuck a donkey.
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Yeah, but OP wasn't offering to eat a straw sombrero... so really, what's the point?
 
I will send you $30 cash in an envelope for those hats. Mostly to just piss off RCF so you won't be able to eat them.
 
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