Slow Cookers

[Deezus]

brb let me go ask the local moms club.

Found something for your mom to stir your crockpot meal with.

 

[The Oi]

Beans are gross.

@natedagg

 

[Deezus]

@The Oi Tell them the story about you know who with the crockpot "business".

 

[The Oi]

@The Oi Tell them the story about you know who with the crockpot "business".

She’s the WORST

My wife went to school with a woman who created a crock pot social media page. It does actually have a lot of followers. Hundreds of thousands. It posts shitty, unhealthy crock pot recipes.

But somewhere along the line she created this alternate universe where as a result of this page she had become a celebrity and she makes up insane lies about being recognized by “fans”, autograph signings, television show offers from NBC. She’s gone as far as spoofing phone numbers on her phone and printscreening them on fb. She described conversation with her attorneys plural, agents plural, relationships with Tyra and John Legends wife whatever her name is and she talks about her “team.”

She goes insane with photoshop on her pictures. She looks like a ghost.

We think this started because she called in several times as a call in gossip guest on that ignorant live gossip show that pisses off stars all the time. And then she spun this and the bullshit crock pot pGe into “celebrity”.

Alongside being a compulsive liar, its clear she treats her family and friends like shit and she stole money from my wife in HS and also stole her deposit when they went to a different location for a HS reunion. She’s trash.

 

[Stark]

Beans are gross.

@natedagg

Beans fucking suck. Black beans. Baked beans. Lima beans.

They're all absolute trash. I hate looking up workout diet regimes and having all of them recommend downing two pounds of beans a day. It's disgusting.

 

[Bill Walton.]

She’s the WORST

My wife went to school with a woman who created a crock pot social media page. It does actually have a lot of followers. Hundreds of thousands. It posts shitty, unhealthy crock pot recipes.

But somewhere along the line she created this alternate universe where as a result of this page she had become a celebrity and she makes up insane lies about being recognized by “fans”, autograph signings, television show offers from NBC. She’s gone as far as spoofing phone numbers on her phone and printscreening them on fb. She described conversation with her attorneys plural, agents plural, relationships with Tyra and John Legends wife whatever her name is and she talks about her “team.”

She goes insane with photoshop on her pictures. She looks like a ghost.

We think this started because she called in several times as a call in gossip guest on that ignorant live gossip show that pisses off stars all the time. And then she spun this and the bullshit crock pot pGe into “celebrity”.

Alongside being a compulsive liar, its clear she treats her family and friends like shit and she stole money from my wife in HS and also stole her deposit when they went to a different location for a HS reunion. She’s trash.

What a crock!

 

[Randolphkeys]

She’s the WORST

My wife went to school with a woman who created a crock pot social media page. It does actually have a lot of followers. Hundreds of thousands. It posts shitty, unhealthy crock pot recipes.

But somewhere along the line she created this alternate universe where as a result of this page she had become a celebrity and she makes up insane lies about being recognized by “fans”, autograph signings, television show offers from NBC. She’s gone as far as spoofing phone numbers on her phone and printscreening them on fb. She described conversation with her attorneys plural, agents plural, relationships with Tyra and John Legends wife whatever her name is and she talks about her “team.”

She goes insane with photoshop on her pictures. She looks like a ghost.

We think this started because she called in several times as a call in gossip guest on that ignorant live gossip show that pisses off stars all the time. And then she spun this and the bullshit crock pot pGe into “celebrity”.

Alongside being a compulsive liar, its clear she treats her family and friends like shit and she stole money from my wife in HS and also stole her deposit when they went to a different location for a HS reunion. She’s trash.

What's her handle? I want to follow her. I love crock pot food!

 

[natedagg]

What's her handle? I want to follow her. I love crock pot food!

Totally. Especially if she has some legume-based recipes.

Pretty obvious Jigo is jealous. He knows he married the wrong one and now he has to....






















stew on it.

 

[The Oi]

What's her handle? I want to follow her. I love crock pot food!

She has two separate pages because she’s a dumbass and created one, somehow lost it and then created another.

I’m also not saying what they are on here. Even though everyone can figure them out.

 

[The Oi]

Beans fucking suck. Black beans. Baked beans. Lima beans.

They're all absolute trash. I hate looking up workout diet regimes and having all of them recommend downing two pounds of beans a day. It's disgusting.

Just get anything you can out of beans from other foods.

Fuck beans.

 

[2 For The Brew]

Lakers fans hate has-beans.

Sorry.

 

[Kouki]

beans are fucking great

all that fiber, mmm, great next day poops.

i make quick "refried" beans all the time, butter + chopped onions and garlic, saute, chili powder + cumin, saute, couples cans of black beans, stock, Mexican oregano, stock. if you like them loose, more stock and stick blender, if not, less stock and potato masher. lime, cilantro, cayenne or hot paprika optional.

as rachael ray would say, yummo.

it's to easy to eat an entire can's worth of beans tho and thats like 400 calories

 

[Lee]

Beans are gross.

@natedagg

My under standing is that Beans don't burn on the grill.

Now i could be wrong, but it took a whole lotta trying just to get up that hill.

Either way, we are now we're up in the big leagues getting our turn at bat.

 

[The Oi]

My under standing is that Beans don't burn on the grill.

Now i could be wrong, but it took a whole lotta trying just to get up that hill.

Either way, we are now we're up in the big leagues getting our turn at bat.

@MGMT

This is worse than your earlier post. Lee also receives a 0, but @The Human Q-Tip will be sending him to dinner with neither beans nor dessert.

 

[2 For The Brew]

Slow cooking - sous vide and a cast iron skillet beats the shit out of any crock pot. One gets you a perfectly cooked pork tenderloin and the other can make pork and beans.