Since I'm in a thread-creating mood tonight, I figured I'd go ahead and create one about the greatest multi-player shooter of all time. This game ain't for CoD-fags or Gaylo fans. This is a real PC shooter, complete with rocket jumping, people exploding in what the pros call gibs, no pussy-ass aimbot (seriously, get some skill, bitches), and, of course, lots and lots of hats. If your current shooter doesn't have hats, you can't really call yourself a man. Have you ever wished your shooter had some personality? Fuck yes you do! Not only that, but this game has web comics that that feature stories that are (sadly) better than the stories in the shitty shooter you play. http://www.teamfortress.com/comics.php And while the shitty shooter you play has a bunch of pansy guns, Team Fortress 2 lets you be an actual man: That's right. You can do your murdering with a motherfucking bow and arrow, complete with headshots and the ability to pin corpses to the wall. Can you shoot a rocket-jumping enemy in the face and embarrass the shit out of him in Call of Duty? I think not. And if you can't do that, what's the point of living at all? Finally, when you're playing whatever shitty shooter you play, haven't you ever thought, "Hey, I just killed that douchebag. I wish I could embarrass him further."? Well, Team Fortress 2 even has an answer for that: TAUNTS. What's more? This game is fucking free. Oh, and did I mention hats? I'll leave you with this video: View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5D8JQHgnu0&list=UUP6G8XRi0gsStFSFz6XLyAw&index=13 There are better videos, but I'm lazy and I'm watching my guilty pleasure DVR of MTV's The Challenge, so fuck you guys. And on the off chance any of you assholes has good taste and actually plays this game, link me to your Steam ID. Just know that if you suck, I will probably stop playing with you.