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The 2016 Tank Thread

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David. said:
How much money would the rest of the city have to pay you to suck 16 dicks so we get a franchise QB?

Serious question. Everyone should answer
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16 dicks? Wow, thats allot.

I am in the millions, but everyone has their price, just some wont admit it.

If i was thinking seriously about the question, I think my number is 10 million, but I think part of that is who long do i have to complete, its going to take allot of alcohol and weed.

But 10 mill is a nice pay day for it.
 
Triple-S said:
Who the hell is going to want these jobs other than what we currently have on staff?
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This.. We like to think that the Browns are a preferred job. Well, I've got news for you.. If you go and can Hue/Sashi without giving them a real shot to put this thing together, nobody more qualified is coming. You'd get a rookie GM at best, which nobody wants because everyone wants to win NOW!!! Why would someone come to a place where they pretty much can't make mistakes from the get-go?

Can't believe this redundancy of wanting turnover keeps repeating itself; insane.
 
Triple-S said:
Who the hell is going to want these jobs other than what we currently have on staff?

I can't see, say, Urban Meyer being lured away from OSU to suffer another mental breakdown coaching this team. You're gonna get stuck with another Mike Pettine type who is over his head or some other shitty coach that won't know what he's doing.

You may as well just stick with this guy. If he loses the locker room, or he gets arrested? Then yes, we can talk about firing him. But for now? Keep him for the duration of his contract. Same with the GM, same with DePodesta.
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That's bound to happen at this rate. We will sacrifice another DC/OC in the name of guaranteed money.
 
Lee said:
16 dicks? Wow, thats allot.

I am in the millions, but everyone has their price, just some wont admit it.

If i was thinking seriously about the question, I think my number is 10 million, but I think part of that is who long do i have to complete, its going to take allot of alcohol and weed.

But 10 mill is a nice pay day for it.
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I'm at one million if it's untaxed if it really came down to it, but I'd shoot (pun) for two

Never work again for 6 hours of work
 
The Wizard of Moz said:
This kind of makes me nervous. We actually graded out pretty well outside of C, RT, and TE on offense besides QB. RG3 definitely held us back a lot. And McCown was an offensive player of the week last year. He is capable of winning.

Bring in the kid.
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Hopefully he has a good game or two then we can sell high on him and take this tank to unprecedented levels
 
I may be the only one that thinks this, but Haden looked like a very good tank commander out there yesterday.
Every time it looked as though we could turn some momentum with a solid defensive stand, there hed be, about two and a half steps behind his man.
Lead us to #1, Haden
 
David. said:
I'm at one million if it's untaxed if it really came down to it, but I'd shoot (pun) for two

Never work again for 6 hours of work
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Thats why 10. A million just doesnt go that far. If i am going to be scarred for life, it better be to avoid work for life. 10 million allows me to pay off the house, buy some investment property, invest half in mutual funds, and to have some money left over to flip houses for a living.

3 or 4 million in investment properties is enough to live on.

1 million just doesnt go far enough, not even close. I might consider as little as 5 million, but that is tough. Stretching that 5 million pretty far.
 
David. said:
I'm at one million if it's untaxed if it really came down to it,
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I would think it would have to be "under the table" work (double entendre pun).

David. said:
but I'd shoot (pun) for two... Never work again for 6 hours of work
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So 22½ minutes per BJ... can you convince my wife that that's the proper amount of time to spend on them?
 
Cratylus said:
I would think it would have to be "under the table" work (double entendre pun).



So 22½ minutes per BJ... can you convince my wife that that's the proper amount of time to spend on them?
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My bad my bad 4 hours.

That's foreplay included
 
Lee said:
Thats why 10. A million just doesnt go that far. If i am going to be scarred for life, it better be to avoid work for life. 10 million allows me to pay off the house, buy some investment property, invest half in mutual funds, and to have some money left over to flip houses for a living.

3 or 4 million in investment properties is enough to live on.

1 million just doesnt go far enough, not even close. I might consider as little as 5 million, but that is tough. Stretching that 5 million pretty far.
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I'd have to redo my math. I figured I could get my own place and a couple rentals and be done, but some guaranteed spending money would be nice


Side question: if you get offered a book Deal and TV appearances do you take them? How much would they have to pay
 
David. said:
My bad my bad 4 hours.

That's foreplay included
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Man, how fucked up do you have to be to suck 16 dicks in 4 hours. You might have a 1 million dollars, but you blow all the money on your addiction for sure.
 
Lee said:
Man, how fucked up do you have to be to suck 16 dicks in 4 hours. You might have a 1 million dollars, but you blow all the money on your addiction for sure.
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I personally wouldn't. 1 mill means I never have to do my job again, no drug issues comes with that as a bonus
 
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