The Dog Thread

[Giambiwannabe7]

Dogs are the ultimate wingmen, btw. They can do the job of 10 A+ wingmen without saying a single word. In my case, wingwoman Bella, as a little pup back in August 2012...

 

[Giambiwannabe7]

Bella today. She'll be 8 months in a few days. She's denies all culpability with puppy prints in background.

 

[Shakalu M.D.]

What's with all these goddamn pickup lines? How are people not being successful just by initiating conversation with genuine questions or self-puffery?

Dave's the only one here who actually uses lines. I did meet my girl because of my dog though. Met her when we were both waiting to pick up our mutts from dog daycare.

 

[David.]

What's with all these goddamn pickup lines? How are people not being successful just by initiating conversation with genuine questions or self-puffery?

questions work, then use the answers to make fun of them bla bla bla. I'm systematic with everythingthat I do..if I know a topic or conversation about something in particular (that i've got a slew of jokes for) then I'm going to bring it up

 

[Shakalu M.D.]

Here's Barney. I got him as a Christmas present from my mom and sister after my previous dog passed away about 6 months earlier. He came with a membership to the Continental Kennel Club so I gave him one of those long fru fru names. His full name is Barney Legendary Chewbacca Stinson, has a certificate and everything.

These are pics of him when I first got him, he's grown quite a bit since then. I'll post more current ones after I give him a bath on Thursday. Just had his flea meds so he needs to wait a bit. He's a lab poodle mix but it's the giant poodle. I got him when he was 2 months old, now he's 1 year 4 months.

Here's a little video I took while I was playing with him. He shredded one of his toys so I threw it out. He started to bark like he was yelling at me. He's got some good juke moves, I'm training him for the dogNFL.

[video]http://smg.beta.photobucket.com/user/Tommo360/media/IMG_0319_zpsfe1ce51f.mp4.html[/video]

 

[Jack Brickman]

I still find it hard to believe that this:

Turned into this:

Looks like a totally different dog.


The boxer was a bit more predictable. This:

To this:

Basically looks the same, just bigger. Like when you hold down shift in Photoshop and drag an image.


Also, bonus pic of Loki getting his head eaten:

 

[CardiacCavs]

I feel like this is Jack Brickman's personal doggy diary thread.....







I can't wait to get a place where I can have a dog.

 

[David.]

Just sneak it in, i've never has a problem

 

[Jack Brickman]

I feel like this is Jack Brickman's personal doggy diary thread.....

Duh.

 

[David.]

Im at my wit's end...

Morgan has gotten worse about shitting the floor. She's still managing to do it while I kennel train her. I tried getting on a better schedule more suited to her digestive system; feed her, cage her, couple hours later take her out, twice a day... but shes now multiplied her shittings and pissings. At least two piles of shit a day and I dont think I can be controlling the situation any more or properly.

 

[Loki478]

It sounds like your dog needs attention, or is pissed off at you. My dog likes to eat things if I do not get her enough exercise and play with her enough. When my wife and I had our child in November one of the things we were worried about was if she would be jealous of our daughter. Thankfully she was not and actually checks to see if she is ok when she cries.

 

[David.]

I give this dog an unhealthy amount of attention, shes my favorite person ever. She just happens to poop a LOT.

 

[Kevalier]

This beautiful creature (pug-shih tzu mix) goes by Ivy.

 

[Kevalier]

"Both of them are dogs, if I do so say so, Ed." (Johnny Carson voice)

 

[The Oi]

I can't believe Doc named his dog after a lame character on the shittiest show on television.