The Doomsday Thread: Are you preparing?

[Deezus]

How many people in here would be willing to blow Distractedickopoulous if it meant the salvation of humanity?

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NO.

 

[Chris]

Did I ever say the earth could sustain "infinite" people for eternity?

Jesus fucking christ maybe you should re-read what I said, which is something entirely different.

You said it can sustain population growth, which I agreed with. And then I went on to make another point.

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[The Voice]

The one good thing about this is we wouldn't have to watch another Cleveland team lose. The bad of course is that they would have never won, which outweighs the good. Damn it!

 

[Cavatt]

I'd Jump on a bike naked and pedal somewhere where I won't freeze in winter and there is enough wild food available. Get some book about wild things to eat. No one would want to mess with the naked crazy bike dude. I might do some fake makeup too like I was already beaten up and bloody.

If the water is no good and there is like some radiation or poison everywhere, screw that. I am not living underground forever. I'd go get some kicks and buy the farm. I'm not interested in repopulating a screwed up earth. If humans end up doing that they deserve to die so the planet can try something else that's not so self-destructive.

 

[David.]

if its a zombie apocalypse how many days til you break down and masturbate for the first time

that would be the most humiliating way to go

would you keep your erection as a zombie?

 

[David.]

scratch that, being killed by a zombie with an erection would be the worst way to go. and exponentially worse if it was while you were masturbating

 

[The Oi]

I don't know how much masturbating you'd even need to do.

I feel like during a zombie apocalypse there'd be a lot of women feeling very vulnerable out there. And you know what a woman feeling vulnerable means...

 

[cavman]

I don't know how much masturbating you'd even need to do.

I feel like during a zombie apocalypse there'd be a lot of women feeling very vulnerable out there. And you know what a woman feeling vulnerable means...

It means I'm still not getting laid....

 

[The Oi]

It means I'm still not getting laid....

Just keep in mind...the thing you bring the table is an alternative means of transportation. You put a baseball card in the spokes of that bad boy and pop a couple wheelies, bitches would be all over you. And even if it wasn't living bitches...you'd be beating the dead ones off with a stick.


VROOOOOOOOOOM!

 

[cavman]

Just keep in mind...the thing you bring the table is an alternative means of transportation. You put a baseball card in the spokes of that bad boy and pop a couple wheelies, bitches would be all over you. And even if it wasn't living bitches...you'd be beating the dead ones off with a stick.


VROOOOOOOOOOM!

I think I'll be going after this chick.

 

[el_capitan]

It means I'm still not getting laid....

Just glancing through these posts I could have sworn this one was gonna be from IGWT...

 

[Maximus]

Someone find me a quiet, portable, VERY easy to use, solar powered generator.

 

[RPR]

The world ain't gonna collapse so I ain't planning for it. Even if it did there would be plenty of people to eat so why bother stocking up?

 

[Otsego Mar]

Someone find me a quiet, portable, VERY easy to use, solar powered generator.

Costco - GOAL ZERO® Portable Solar Power Extreme 350 Emergency Power Kit

 

[Otsego Mar]

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