The F Kelly Olynyk Thread

[Willard513]

a haiku to kelly olynyk:

love's season's over
canada disowns you now
go swim with fishes

 

[Notorious]

 

[Notorious]

OMG this song is too funny. Blow this dude up for creating this.

Now if you feel like Olynyk lynyk go on pull a shoulder off

Crowder's a gimp too wheel him in a stroller off.



HAHA!

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/girl-off-your-shoulder-kelly/id934574288?i=340977046&mt=2

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/cavsfancast-cavs-fans-talking/id934574288

 

[Rookie]

Don't ruin her for me.

 

[TheLand1287]

This is how we gonna do this...

Fuck Kelly Olynyk, fuck Jae Crowder, fuck the Boston Celtics as a team, city, and as a mother fuckin crew. And if you wanna be down with Boston, than fuck you too! Evan Turner, fuck you too! All you motherfuckers, fuck you too. All yall mother fuckers, fuck you, get swept slow, motherfucker the city of Cleveland make sure all yall kids don't grow. You motherfuckers cant beat us or see us. We motherfuckin Moon Dog-riders, Ctown till we die! Out here in Cleveland we warned yall we'll bomb on you motherfuckers. We do our job. You think you mob? We the motherfuckin mob. Aint nothing but winners and real ballers. All you motherfuckers feel us. Our shit goes triple double and quadruple double. You haters laugh cause our staff got rings under they motherfuckin belts. You know how it is, when we drop buckets they felt. You haters cant feel it, we the realist. Fuck em, we Boston Celtic-killers.

 

[Helium filament]

Lol...

 

[KilgoreTrout]

Lol...

Unfortunately, laughter is not the best medicine for a dislocated shoulder, with a torn labrum and bruised humeral head.

 

[KilgoreTrout]

Three days later and I don't really feel any better. I still hope Olynyk has a run-in with that little Amazonian fish that swims up your d*ck and wreaks havoc on your insides. Or that someone inserts a swamp eel into his anus and it chews its way through his colon.

 

[Otsego Mar]

 

[Cratylus]

I don't remember what poster here said this, but he was exactly right. What happened in the Boston series with all of the "physical" bullshit they were pulling is exactly why teams with a record under .500 should not be allowed to make the playoffs.

 

[ajz20]

They need to revisit the one game suspension. He deserved 5-10 games given he could have ended someones career by his actions.

 

[Otsego Mar]

They need to revisit the one game suspension. He deserved 5-10 games given he could have ended someones career by his actions.

Will never happen.

 

[ajz20]

Will never happen.

I know it wont, but there needs to be a message sent that type of play will not be tolerated in the NBA. One game suspension for putting a player in wrestling hold and tearing his shoulder apart in a non basketball play is too light of a punishment.

 

[And1]

Three days later and I don't really feel any better. I still hope Olynyk has a run-in with that little Amazonian fish that swims up your d*ck and wreaks havoc on your insides. Or that someone inserts a swamp eel into his anus and it chews its way through his colon.

Wouldn't bother me a bit if he gets hit by a fukin van

 

[And1]

They need to revisit the one game suspension. He deserved 5-10 games given he could have ended someones career by his actions.

its not impossible that this prick has ended a career