Today is my birthday

[Damage]

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No joke: something similar happened Saturday night outside my house. 2 Asian girls tried to "escape" from their parallel parking job without incident. They hit the car in front, then in back. They wrote notes, giggled, then drove away in their Prius.

 

[Nicky]

Happy Birthday Damage. How old are you?

 

[Maximus]

Happy Birthday. How old are you? It's my dad's bday, i want to make sure you aren't him. What did you do on Saturday to celebrate your birthday?

 

[Chardon]

If you could pick 1 (one) RCFer to be your brother, who would it be and why?
If you could pick 1 (one) RCFer to hang out with and get drunk with, who would it be and why?
If you could pick 1 (one) RCFer to punch, who would it be and why Jigo?

 

[Lee]

My matzahball-half of me killed him. My other half killed the matzahbal half (think about it...)

My wife is German. I always say we play reverse Holocaust around the house where the Jew gasses the German.

 

[Otsego Mar]

God I hate Chardon (handicapped wrestling).

Happy birthday. How big is your vagina?

 

[I.K.W.T]

Do you enjoy meaningless sex?

 

[Chardon]

Do you enjoy meaningless sex?

Shut up, Meg.

 

[Damage]

Do you enjoy meaningless sex?

Just did :chuckles:

 

[Backstage]

Why did you steal my birthday?

 

[Deezus]

How big is the circumference of your right biceps?

 

[Damage]

Happy Birthday. How old are you? It's my dad's bday, i want to make sure you aren't him. What did you do on Saturday to celebrate your birthday?

Thanks buddy. You still owe me a few rounds.

Turned 32. Had a party at my house in Tremont Saturday. Got loaded off good but mostly extremely cheap Vodka (I think at one point I did a Korksi shot) with a few xmas ales sprinkled in between.

And I could never be your father, as I'm entirely too good looking to have spawned a neocon :chuckles:

 

[JDeezy]

Just did :chuckles:

Ewwww.

 

[Damage]

How big is the circumference of your right biceps?

Just measured (for real): 18 inches.

 

[Shakalu M.D.]

Thanks buddy. You still owe me a few rounds.

Turned 32. Had a party at my house in Tremont Saturday. Got loaded off good but mostly extremely cheap Vodka (I think at one point I did a Korksi shot) with a few xmas ales sprinkled in between.

And I could never be your father, as I'm entirely too good looking to have spawned a neocon :chuckles:

When I turned 21 I went out with friends. My buddy went and spoke to the bartender in private, and the bartender said he'd do a shot with me. He poured 2 shots, I was already hammered as Hell so I just took it without question. I then watched the bartender pour his out.

Pretty sure it was Distractedpapadopoulos.

Happy Birthday.