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That post was not even 1% serious, more just making fun of that rumor.

But yeah, good for 'Bron. He was gonna be looking pretty weird in another couple of years.

then the joke would be predicated on the fact that steroids dont have anything to do with hair restoration (not a lot of those jokes going around) rather than making light of him using steroids, which is unlikely
 
I am well aware that this idea is extremely petty, immature, selfish and unrealistic, but I think it would be great anticipation if LeBron doesn't play AT ALL in preseason (maybe not even come to the arena). I just don't like the idea of wasting the big first homecoming return on a random, inconsequential preseason game. I know real time on court competitive reps for chemistry and feel in a new system can be invaluable for a team's development but come on, it's preseason. I also have the irrational fear that he might get some freak injury in preseason after losing weight and being back around 250 lb for the first time in years, but the real reason for my insanity is simply for the spectacle.

The ovation will be momentous regardless, but something about the idea of the very first time he steps in front of the fans in the Q again being in the regular season home opener after an epic intro video and pregame ceremony gives me chills. Anyone else think about this?
 
Yea man, we shouldn't give him any game experience with his new teammates so that his intro can be epic! It will be the best intro ever! Screw trying to build chemistry and win games.
 
This is the NBA, not the WWE. He needs to get reps up with his new teammates and the coach needs to experiment with different lineups.
 
If brandon plays this the right way, this could be the next ballplayer.

If he plays it wrong, it'll just be like any political opinion Damage has ever had.
 
I don't think LeBron should take showers anymore. Only baths in one of those walk in bathtubs for the disabled. I'm afraid he'll slip in the shower and ruin our season. That would be so Cleveland.
 
Haha WWE is a great way to describe that, I said I knew it was crazy. ESPN will cream themselves either way, they are essentially the WWE version of major sports coverage.
 
Looks really natural. Must have gotten the very best to do this as a failed and really bad looking transplant would get him killed in the media. Either way, if it makes him happier and more confident then good for us.
 
Looks really natural. Must have gotten the very best to do this as a failed and really bad looking transplant would get him killed in the media. Either way, if it makes him happier and more confident then good for us.

Well now we see what Max contracts can do for LeBron. :chuckle:
 
then the joke would be predicated on the fact that steroids dont have anything to do with hair restoration (not a lot of those jokes going around) rather than making light of him using steroids, which is unlikely

The joke was predicated upon the hyperbole of assumed symptoms attributed to Lebron's use of performance enhancing drugs. Much of the minutia of these "assumed symptoms" (aka forced conclusions), was not fully investigated by Mr. James's accusers. By sarcastically attributing a false symptom to Lebron's rumored abandonment of human growth hormone, I attempted to mock the aforementioned accusers.

Thank you for causing a pointless back and forth. I can use big words too.

Sorry you didn't get it, won't be inviting you to any parties :chuckle:
 
What's with David's new bit with ruining jokes?
 
Wow, it actually looks really good. Funny how many years your hairline can add or recede off your appearance. I can't blame him, mine has been on a full-on French retreat the last few years (slowly withdrawing from the front while the back is running away like hell) and I stand a good chance of ending up with a crown by the time I'm 50. Not sure I would do this, but then again his hair looks best short and it works.
 
The joke was predicated upon the hyperbole of assumed symptoms attributed to Lebron's use of performance enhancing drugs. Much of the minutia of these "assumed symptoms" (aka forced conclusions), was not fully investigated by Mr. James's accusers. By sarcastically attributing a false symptom to Lebron's rumored abandonment of human growth hormone, I attempted to mock the aforementioned accusers.

Thank you for causing a pointless back and forth. I can use big words too.

Sorry you didn't get it, won't be inviting you to any parties :chuckle:

If it's about roids, get the fuck out of the way and let DaveK preach. :chuckle:
 

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