What would you do if Cavs won the title this year?

[tristan+kyrie=$]

I am a huge Cavs fan and in my early 20s. Been watching since 2000 and growing to love this team more and more. This city is special to me and I know the 50 year drought is long. If the Cavs win it all I WILL be in Cleveland for the parade/post celebration. I will also hug my dad who is 52 and hasnt seen a title in his lifetime. I also hope to burn a couch and drink an epic amount of alcohol with good friends. What would you do?

 

[Otsego Mar]

I'd give them a great big round of applause.

 

[Ohio]

I'll admit, I've thought about this a lot. I honestly do not know what I'd do. I'd certainly do everything in my power to be at the game when it happens. Beyond that, I really have no clue. Hopefully it happens in Cleveland.

 

[Sebastian]

Loud, rough celebration sex. It would be the only useful function for my raging victory erection (other than cut diamonds).

 

[Stark]

I'm going to do everything in my power to be in Cleveland either way. It'd be even better if the clincher did happen, but I honestly don't care at this point.

Something in Cleveland needs to win. And it needs to be soon. If it wasn't for my Buckeyes, I wouldn't have a shred of sanity left.

 

[Adam]

I would re-name one of my daughters Lebron

 

[blommen]

I'd find the biggest cigar and bottle of champaigne my meager funds would allow me to buy and spend the wee hours of the morning in my bathrobe hollaring at cars on the free way.

 

[The Oi]

I'd feel intense relief.

Then when I finished masturbating, I'd unpause the game and watch the Cavs win it all.

 

[Sebastian]

I'd feel intense relief.

Then when I finished masturbating, I'd unpause the game and watch the Cavs win it all.

As a man does.

 

[AuxiliaryPie]

get a cavs tattoo probably

 

[macbdog]

I think the answer is obvious- riot.

 

[The Oi]

Which brings up an interesting point...would there be riots?

 

[The Human Q-Tip]

I'd be thrilled as hell for a few moments ---and then wake up.


At least, that's always how it's happened before.

 

[Jack Brickman]

If the Cavs are in the Finals, I'll be spending that week in Cleveland so I can help you guys burn the city to the ground, win or lose.

 

[Lee]

What would I do?

Your Mom.