What would you do if Cavs won the title this year?

[Marbles]

call a doctor and ask what i should do about my erection that's lasted more than 3 hours.

 

[MikeOC33]

Loud, rough celebration sex. It would be the only useful function for my raging victory erection (other than cut diamonds).

Soooooo.... you're going to mastrubate just like you do every other day, except this will be a louder experience? How is that especially celebratory?

 

[MikeOC33]

I would only hope that it is a 4 game sweep with each win a Cavs blow-out. I don't think I could take a 7 game nail-biter series.

(Just watching the Buckeyes fight tooth and nail vs 'Bama was stressful enough... thank god for the blowout vs Wisc and the "easy" win vs the Ducks.)

Then, after they won, I would collapse on the couch with a big smile... and for the next few weeks everyone I know who is a Cavs fan whenever I saw them I would say to them... "Hey, did you hear the Cavs won the trophy?!"

 

[macbdog]

After waiting so long, and being truthful about how rare winning a title in major pro sports really is considering there are 30 teams each year vying for the title, I wouldn't get stressed out over the playoffs. When I was younger but not now. Hell, I would go into it hoping for the best and enjoying the ride. I did this for the Buckeyes run and it was probably the most fun I could have had. Never had any anxiety over it. Excitement, yeah, but no anxiety. One nice thing about getting older, being able to put things like pro sports into perspective: this is entertainment, so enjoy the moment. All that said, it will be the most satisfying riot ever.

 

[Tlyons]

I'll wake up from that dream and have the same problems I had yesterday.

 

[RonG]

come back and post that I was wrong this wasn't the biggest jinx post.

 

[Man Called X]

Which brings up an interesting point...would there be riots?

Of course there will be. Which means we need to plan which city blocks are going to get torched. We have to do it up right. Set the river on fire again? Set Lake Erie ablaze?

In fact, I like the idea of setting Lake Erie on fire. That feels like most appropriate celebration.

 

[Walter White]

I'd watch @The Oi masturbating to @King Stannis having rough sex with @Adam 's wife because he re-named his daughter LeBron, all while in the middle of a riot.

 

[Sebastian]

I'd watch @The Oi masturbating to @King Stannis having rough sex with @Adam 's wife because he re-named his daughter LeBron, all while in the middle of a riot.

We need someone to film it. Three cameras too. No amateur shit.

 

[Otsego Mar]

I'd watch @The Oi masturbating to @King Stannis having rough sex with @Adam 's wife because he re-named his daughter LeBron, all while in the middle of a riot.

And I would give that a round of applause.

 

[The Oi]

I'd much rather switch places with @King Stannis and have rough sex with @Adam's wife while someone else masturbates to it. And preferably, that someone would be @Maximus's wife.

 

[Bill Walton.]

Apparently the cool thing to do is masturbate. And since I'm a rebel i wont masturbate.









Yeah id probably just masturbate

 

[macbdog]

Of course there will be. Which means we need to plan which city blocks are going to get torched. We have to do it up right. Set the river on fire again? Set Lake Erie ablaze?

In fact, I like the idea of setting Lake Erie on fire. That feels like most appropriate celebration.

I think we need to take this opportunity too redefine rioting. Turn it into a positive. Give it a Cleveland spin. Here is what I propose: have the city identify specific abandoned homes and buildings slated for destruction as 'Official Riot Locations'. Have city impound put cars destined for the compactor in the yard. Have local retailers donate house hold goods to stock the buildings with. Set up small stages for local music acts. Instead of the headlines being 'Rioting Clevelanders Set Fires After Big Win' it would be 'Cleveland Celebrates Win By Cleansing Urban Blight.' Hell it could be like a city wide scavenger hunt to find the designated spots. I really think this could work.

 

[Sebastian]

I'd much rather switch places with @King Stannis and have rough sex with @Adam's wife while someone else masturbates to it. And preferably, that someone would be @Maximus's wife.

I'll just have sex with my wife while Mike Brown masturbates furiously to the @The Oi led orgy in the riot.

Brown will be crying by the way. Tears of resentment, self-loathing and horror.

 

[Walter White]

And I would give that a round of applause.

I was actually going to add that by I forgot