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Johnny Manziel: Swan Won't Return His Calls

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I know you're just being facetious but I hate the "he's a kid" defense. No, he's fucking not. My little nephew is a "kid." Johnny Manziel is a grown ass man and has been for years. He's also now a professional in his field. I'm banking on him starting to act like one come training camp. If he doesn't, he's going to lose me.
 
This dude Manziel is already beginning to piss me off....and he hasn't even played a down yet.

I'm taking lessons though. He's teaching me how to hold a 32 oz bottle of Rose to the face without spilling; in preperance of resulting to drinking booze on our game days.
 
And this rate I'll be able to get an "I told you so" in by the time Opening Weekend rolls around.
 
Not until he plays, and sucks, will you be able to finally and joyously post that.

And don't lie. We all know you want it to happen. Really, really badly.
 
AZ_ said:
And this rate I'll be able to get an "I told you so" in by the time Opening Weekend rolls around.
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If I remember, your malcontent was with his play on the field... How can you bust it out in the pre-season in that case? :chuckles:
 
If we win the division, does Manziel demand better champagne to spray?
 
RappSoda said:
If I remember, your malcontent was with his play on the field... How can you bust it out in the pre-season in that case? :chuckles:
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He'll retire after his first concussion (suffered in pre-season game one), citing his ultimate goal of becoming a socialite.
 
DJTJ said:
If we win the division, does Manziel demand better champagne to spray?
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If we win the division, I imagine there will be champagne water fountains installed at the stadium.
 
AZ_ said:
He'll retire after his first concussion (suffered in pre-season game one), citing his ultimate goal of becoming a socialite.
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Legends of his rocket arm, mobility and "winning" intangibles will be told until the end of time. To me, that sounds like your hell. :chuckles:
 
you guys need to let this guy just do whatever he is going to be doing and sto sitting in judgement.


in the mean time

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Guys, it's only been 5 straight weekends of getting hammered and partying for Johnny Football. Cut the guy some slack. :chuckles:
 
Triplethreat said:
Guys, it's only been 5 straight weekends of getting hammered and partying for Johnny Football. Cut the guy some slack. :chuckles:
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Yup, 6th straight week and there's definitely a problem.

5th week? Nah. Lets cut him some slack here.
 
Anyone who did party five straight weekends after turning 21.. wasted their youth
 
I deleted/edited some posts because they contained accusations that cannot be confirmed. We can have questions about a player but there is a fine line between questioning and defining someone.
 
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