Jesus Christ, get over the dog's name who gives a fuck? In the end I think it's cool that they're going to have a huge, badass dog lead the team out of the tunnel.
Should have went with an English Mastiff. Basically looks the same as a Bullmastiff but 50-100 pounds bigger. My buddy has one. Fucker's enormous. It's the dog from The Sandlot too, so childhood nostalgia bonus.
"huge, badass dog"
Please son, this thing will probably be the size of a poodle.
Standard poodles can grow to be 100 pounds. Read a fucking book, will ya?!
Sounds like somebody is getting tired of his friends teasing him for owning a poodle. :chuckles: