Tawn Army sinks the Amar'e Safari battleship !

**LBJOwnsYou** · 02-16-2010, 01:38 AM

Yeah, I kinda figured the whole Amare thing wasn't gonna happen. I'm not totally against getting Troy Murphy. he can definitely shoot but isn't his defense a question? i'm not totally familiar with him.

**wuck** · 02-16-2010, 01:39 AM

**Backstage** · 02-16-2010, 01:39 AM

Where did all the Negative Nancies come from? Get back on the bus. This Jeep is headed to STATland and we need to get rid of the excess weight of your pessimism.

**cdt** · 02-16-2010, 01:39 AM

Originally Posted by dreamingof1964

I'll believe the Heat still have a chance of getting STAT when I believe that isn't herpes on delontes lip

Rule #2 unnecessary shots at Delonte West will result in forceable removal from the Safari.

Bitches get stitches

**candyannuts** · 02-16-2010, 01:40 AM

Originally Posted by cdt

"Heat close to landing Amar'e, Cavaliers put James on Trade Block"

"entire city of cleveland drowns itself in cuyahoga river"

**Northstar** · 02-16-2010, 01:40 AM

Originally Posted by cmstophe

I hope this deal goes down early in the day tomorrow, got a Comms 101 exam to study for hardcore...

Go to the emergency dean and tell him you need to be excused from school because you have Safari Fever. I'm sure he'll shit his pants having never heard of it before and excuse you from the exam...

**dreamingof1964** · 02-16-2010, 01:40 AM

Originally Posted by LBJOwnsYou

Yeah, I kinda figured the whole Amare thing wasn't gonna happen. I'm not totally against getting Troy Murphy. he can definitely shoot but isn't his defense a question? i'm not totally familiar with him.

Who are you? And did Pat Riley send you!?

**aaronbev79** · 02-16-2010, 01:40 AM

W&G is old...that means that he is probably a morning person like every other old person I know.

That means it's time for bed...waking up to read the sweat news about our trade...

**jcefaratti** · 02-16-2010, 01:41 AM

Originally Posted by MVPUPPETS

Where does Troy fit in to this?

That was my point, there is no need to trade for Troy if we land STAT.

PF-
Amare-28
Murphy-8
Powe-6
Varejao-6

C-
Shaq-20
Z-7
Amare-5
Varejao-16

Amare-33
Varejao -22
Shaq - 20
Murphy - 8
Z- 7
Powe - 6

Probably right..A little much

**CTOWNREPREZENTA** · 02-16-2010, 01:41 AM

Originally Posted by ReAL DeAL

You use the word "white" alot

Racist much?

im racist cause i used the word white two times??? really???? lol. ok whatever u say fam, and to "real deal", what the hell does schooling the white populace of the thread on what gains someone "clown ass nigga status" have to do with "E-Thuggin"???? thats reserved for ppl who talk tough and send various threats to other individuals online. i did neither. and i've read enough posts on here to know for a fact that there's no way that more than 40% of the ppl who post on here are black, in fact i need you to name me 20 RIGHT NOW please, cause i dont think i've seen more than 10 if that

**joekelli** · 02-16-2010, 01:41 AM

Danny Ferry just tweeted:

You better not fall asleep because the second you do I'm going to punch you square in the face.

**RchfldCavRaised** · 02-16-2010, 01:41 AM

Rchfield's Trade Deadline Survival Kit

A. Comfy ass chair with reclining capabilities (see item D for reasoning behind reclining)

B. Laptop or Netbook so you can refresh RCF while taking a poo

3. Off brand Hennessee named Cognac Salignac, its some french shit. (Half the price feel just as nice!)

D. Second monitor set on your choice of Porn. Just so happens that I have to vote on best wife ass on this website.

Seriously though... good shit

E. Twitter Iphone app with 1 min auto refresh. (In before the RCF drones post the update 20 times.)

F. Main monitor with the best resolution set to RCF. (What else would this be set to?)

G. Xbox to try out potential trades before I agree or disagree. (If every GM did this, then no team would make a bad trade.)

Z. Headphones, just in case the wife starts coming down to the basement while Im watching porn. (whats porn without sound? only have one headphone on while wathcing porn, you have to be able to hear the floor above you if the wife is coming or your iphone when you get a new tweet)

Chilling at midnight on the night that may see Amare Stoudamire join his beloved Cavs, Rchfld relaxes in his den, which smells of rich mahogany, in his old man robe and old man slippers, while sipping on bootleg Hennessee and coke.

Suddenly, during a dead period on RCF waiting for the next insider tweet, he looks over at the ass contest that he is casting his votes for, and witnesses quite possibly the PERFECT peanut butter complexion ass he has ever seen in his career as a ass-connoisseur

Now he knows how Steve Kerer and Danny Ferry feel, the trade deadline is a time of very tough decisions

**demondeacs13** · 02-16-2010, 01:41 AM

Originally Posted by candyannuts

"entire city of cleveland drowns itself in cuyahoga river"

I'd prefer the leap of faith off the 480 bridge.

**cdt** · 02-16-2010, 01:41 AM

Troy Murphy looks like the spawn of Macauley Culkin and Renee Zelwegger. Dude would destroy the sexy that is your 2009-2010 Cavaliers.

**JayDub** · 02-16-2010, 01:41 AM

I'm sticking with The Safari. My ten page paper has crept along with my constant refreshing lol.

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