Wait... I have a food allergy?

[SuperSurge]

i havent used a condom since 06

Blast em all, let God sort out who your soulmate is...

Or:

[Doc Shakalou]

Thats funny-for whatever reason anything with soy in it does the same to me. Im talking disgusting, putrid, foul gas. So putrid i offend myself. Soy just does not agree with my insides.

It's the Whey protein that does it to me. I was really allergic to it as a child, the maximum number on the scale. If I had Whey I would great crippling abdominal pain. I outgrew it and now just fart uncontrollably. They don't smell any different, I just can't stop.

Might help explain your story in the bad sex thread a little easier too. Next time, try sheepskin or a non latex condom. See if it makes a difference.

The non-latex super thin ones feel way better anyway. They're just way more expensive.

[WellYouNeednt]

It's the Whey protein that does it to me. I was really allergic to it as a child, the maximum number on the scale. If I had Whey I would great crippling abdominal pain. I outgrew it and now just fart uncontrollably. They don't smell any different, I just can't stop.



The non-latex super thin ones feel way better anyway. They're just way more expensive.

Yeah, it seems like the different types of proteins can have that reaction in people. Whey would occasionally disrupt my insides as well. Nothing like soy. Im talkin' so bad...i was ashamed of myself.

[StuDiscus]

I no shit, was in the ER with hives all over my body this morning!!
And this fucking thread pops... Go figure..

Anyway I had a couple hives pop up Monday afternoon, felt a little funny too. I just figured it was some bug bite and the hives would go away with some time.. I worked that afternoon and applied some sort of anti itch cortaid (sp?) shit and it seemed to work, I didn't notice any more hives and the swollen ones had gone down slightly. Went home, went to bed dead fucking tired.

Woke up this morning, rubbed my eyes, which felt really good at the time. I got out of bed and went to look in the mirror, my eyes were swollen 90% shut. I looked like I had just gone 12 rounds with Tyson. not mention the hives had multiplied and grown bigger in other spots. I was freaked the fuck out, I got my girl up and went to the ER. I was a little worried that this reaction was from the coke and pills I had combined on Sunday night, my anxiety was sky high having gone unchecked for a while by self medicating for several years. I let the doctor know all the shit I had been doing and due to my high anxiety I had thoughts of this being the last day/s of my life. I made sure to kiss my girl and son and let them know how much I loved them before they dropped me off at the ER. (Dramatic I know, I was fucking scared.)

Anyway the doc never figured out what cause the hives and said a lot of time determining a cause is hard to do, (possible bug bite, I played some Disc Golf in the woods, possibilities are endless) treatment on the other hand is rather simple. I had to take some kind of steroids for a week some pepcid ac, and Zyrtec for their anti-histamine qualities. Swelling has gone down a lot and not really itchy at all..

I gave a sob story about my anxiety and he hooked me up with some xanax which is awesome. He also gave me a docs. note to be out for the week but my fucking superior is on Vacation this fucking week of all the mfin' weeks so I worked today and will be workng the rest of the week. They better fucking appreciate my dedication.

[Doc Shakalou]

One time when I was a little kid I was sleeping over my buddy's house. I woke up in the morning and my lip was fucking enormous. Like swollen to 5 times it's normal size. I went to urgent care and they gave me a shot of something, Benadryl maybe? Never did find out what caused it.

[JiggleIt]

My face gets real splotchy sometimes when I drink alcohol. Only sometimes though, and it can be any type. Could never put a finger on what causes it sometimes and not others. Looks and feels like hives, lasts 15mins to an hour and then just goes away.

Anyone else experience this?

[Richard Dawkins]

I once walked into a parked truck.

It required 5 stitches.

[Richard Dawkins]

My face gets real splotchy sometimes when I drink alcohol. Only sometimes though, and it can be any type. Could never put a finger on what causes it sometimes and not others. Looks and feels like hives, lasts 15mins to an hour and then just goes away.

Anyone else experience this?

Splotchy alcohol syndrome.

Google it, I'm not joking lol.

[Doc Shakalou]

My face gets real splotchy sometimes when I drink alcohol. Only sometimes though, and it can be any type. Could never put a finger on what causes it sometimes and not others. Looks and feels like hives, lasts 15mins to an hour and then just goes away.

Anyone else experience this?

This is fairly common, it's caused by inflammation of the labia.

[Stephen Docking]

wait, wait, wait, did DaveK just admit to fucking a prostitute without a condom? Even I think that's gross Dave

[Randolphkeys]

I don't think davek is being completely honest in some of his posts, but I do think he is basing this character on reality.

Well I found out I'm not suffering from an allergic reaction, which is good. I am a few days into a terrible case of hand and mouth or shingles. I'm on bed rest and trying to enjoy the time off.

Thanks for the advice on benedryl. It helps with the itching and I've gotten more sleep in the past 24 hours than I had in the past three weeks.

[Dave K]

the child raping and gay sex stuff is not 100% but everything else is. and I do have lots of stories that have not yet made it onto rcf.

The last condom I used was... I think 07 and I used it as a tool for when i took ecstasy as a suppository (as i told in the sunday night chat). Other than that, my long term relationships were with girls who said they couldnt get pregnant, doctors note and all (and of course were full of shit and lying through their teeth, or im king arthur and pulled the sword out of the stone on both of them) and none of the random snatch ive snatched randomly has asked me to use a condom and its not somethign Im going to bring up.

In my defense, the two ltr's were supposedly tested. the industry girl was required to be tested like every couple months or something and ex 4 (who i call redhair)'s mom was rich and just was able to get that shit done. Redhair and I werent exclusive for the majority of our relationship and hses a dirty girl so I should have been more careful in retrospect.

The heaux required condomage.

[Stephen Docking]

Haha keys has herpes


























Zoxter

[ReAL DeAL]

I know a couple of dogs named Thor.

[StuDiscus]

My girl had shingles a few years ago..
I hope for your sake its not that, she said it was one of the worst pains she ever felt. That shit wreaks havoc with your central nevous system. I thought it was one of those now extinct diseases since I rarely heard about other than books...

The silver lining is; you will get some dank pain relievers, and if you happen to have any left over I am willing take them off your hands..