Totally wrong thread...but I got arrested tonight. I don't know why. Disorderly conduct they say. I remember nothing. Got a court date. My face is a mess. I don't know what happened. I've never done a thing wrong in my life, but looking in the mirror and seeing my face literally fucked to shit....scared the crap out of me. Looks like someone took a saw to my face
Yeah, it says I was intoxicated and couldn't state my address (funny, cuz I told them my address 30 times and was never breathalyzed). 4th degree misdemeanor. never done any of this shit before so I got no idea what is going on. :chuckles: I don't know whether to expect to go to fuckin jail or just pay them a fine, or what (I'm hoping the latter :chuckles: ) Never been cited before for anything not even a traffic violation. My bad for saying I was arrested, I don't know if that counts as being "arrested" ...
Was just gearing up for the zombie apocalypse.
Yeah, it says I was intoxicated and couldn't state my address (funny, cuz I told them my address 30 times and was never breathalyzed). 4th degree misdemeanor. never done any of this shit before so I got no idea what is going on. :chuckles: I don't know whether to expect to go to fuckin jail or just pay them a fine, or what (I'm hoping the latter :chuckles: ) Never been cited before for anything not even a traffic violation. My bad for saying I was arrested, I don't know if that counts as being "arrested" ...
Was just gearing up for the zombie apocalypse.
You're lucky, could have spent the night in the drunk tank. I'd get a lawyer, I know it's just a minor misdemeanor but since this is your first offense a lawyer could likely get them to dismiss the charges in exchange for community service. After that he can probably have the case sealed. Then you have no convictions and the record of your arrest is now sealed.
Post pics.
It's not a minor misdemeanor, it's a 4th degree. I think it's on my record permanently ... but I don't know yet. Ugh. I'm gonna assume I'm not going to jail even though the max sentence includes 30 days of jail, I'm probably going to pay the max fine ($250) but I don't want it on my record.
I cleaned the blood off my face and out of my hair, so it's just a small gash on my left cheek (ok, it's kind of a nasty gash but I'm gonna treat it up) and my face is a little swollen. Fuck you all I'm not posting pics .:chuckles:
Certainly not Joker-like, I don't know why the cops said I looked like the Joker.
I cleaned the blood off my face and out of my hair, so it's just a small gash on my left cheek (ok, it's kind of a nasty gash but I'm gonna treat it up) and my face is a little swollen. Fuck you all I'm not posting pics .:chuckles:
Certainly not Joker-like, I don't know why the cops said I looked like the Joker.
The Joker is ugly? Jigo always said he was sexy.