Shakalu M.D.
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I used to have a Chevy Lumina with the exact same 3.8 V6 in it! We drove that fucker until it had 200,000 miles on it. It got terrible gas milage but lasted forever. Those were our family cars... Chevy Luminas. At one point we had 3 of them I think. A 1990 eurosport, a '91 and the Z34 with the 3.8 V6. My 1990 has such shitty loose shocks in the back that I could pump on the brakes in my high school's parking lot and make the ass-end of it bounce like it was on hydraulics.
[video=youtube;VmhFbCEvHW0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmhFbCEvHW0[/video]
Oh yeah... I used to roll that fucker when I was 16. 2 12" off-brand subs from Ames (its like Wal-Mart on Crack and I worked there!), a minidisc player in the dash, mis-aimed fog lights that shone right up into oncoming driver's faces, and one of those cheesy-ass neon license plate frames (no joke, I had one.) And you know what? I got more blowjobs in that car than any other car I've owned since. Maybe its because it was high school and that was the easiest way to "get some action" back at that age, or maybe, just maybe, it was because of this car's inherent vaginal magnetism.
Just picture me rolling in that bad boy... my American Eagle visor on my head... the wind blowing through the frosted tips on my hair... some Nelly rattling the shit out of my trunk because of my cheap-o Ames subs... Delivering pizza for East of Chicago Pizza while getting a BJ from my girlfriend I had picked up... Those were the days, boys. Those were the days.
EDIT: Must imagine large rust spots on lower doors of above picture for proper effect.
I doubt my old crappy Pontiac Sunfire that smelled like the barn it was found in had any inherent vaginal magnetism. Still, I haven't gotten car blowjobs like that in any car since. It could be that the girl I dated in high school was kind of an exhibitionist and loved road head, or maybe the smell of horse shit is an aphrodisiac. Either way, I miss that car.
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