math-yoo
Situational Stopper
- Joined
- Jan 21, 2013
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The arena goes dark, smoke machines belch foul smelling fog in the concourse making it impossible to exit, the scoreboard starts spiting fire and playing a loop of Bill Simmons number one pick rant, the PA announcer starts speaking in tongues as a spot light goes to the owner's box where Dan Gilbert bites the head off a chicken, t-shirt cannons shoot fetid jerseys of horrible players from past years into the crowd: Jiri Welsch, Trajan Langdon, Luke Jackson, Desagana Diop, Chris Mihm, Bimbo Coles, then the team enters riding matching white unicorns while Lightning Bolt plays Dracula Mountain live at center court:
Or you know, your idea. Whatever.
Or you know, your idea. Whatever.