If we could roll a whole team of those shirtless dawg pound goobers out on the field in place of the starters, I’d accept that and a 500-0 loss to the Bengals in lieu of losing 2 more starters.
I want to see guys with last names that look like eye charts starting at skill positions and guys who run 8 second 40’s in jean shorts on both lines.
I want a QB out there who smells like Vick’s and throws 20 yard ducks off of his back foot.
I don’t give a shit. Just don’t play anyone that matters.
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