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Lauri Markkanen - Utahin Marsalkka: All-NBA Snub

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Do You Enjoy Saunas?

  • Yes

    Votes: 1 7.1%

  • No

    Votes: 1 7.1%

  • Yes, only if it is co-ed and naked

    Votes: 5 35.7%

  • Yes, but only if nudity is not allowed

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • No, heat gives me rashes

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • No, I prefer a bracing plunge into Lake Erie in January

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Yes, but only if a naked Lauri is present

    Votes: 5 35.7%

  • Yes, only if Jim Chones is present

    Votes: 4 28.6%

  • No, no Jim Chones, no Sauna!

    Votes: 2 14.3%

  • Yes, but only if drinks are served and Death Metal is played

    Votes: 3 21.4%
  • Total voters
    14
Lee said:
It will be atleast till the all star break so 4+ weeks. No one said that, just kinda obvious.
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He just needs to sit in a sauna four times a day, for an hour.

It must be a nude sauna, where he is beaten with birch branches or it won't work.

He then must pour good Finnish vodka on the ankle, and then smear it with lingonberry jam.

And he must listen to Sabaton while doing PT.

This will take at least 12-16 hours off his recovery.
 
Sebastian said:
He just needs to sit in a sauna four times a day, for an hour.

It must be a nude sauna, where he is beaten with birch branches or it won't work.

He then must pour good Finnish vodka on the ankle, and then smear it with lingonberry jam.

And he must listen to Sabaton while doing PT.

This will take at least 12-16 hours off his recovery.
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And how many of those hours do you plan on helping him. lol
 
Sebastian said:
He just needs to sit in a sauna four times a day, for an hour.

It must be a nude sauna, where he is beaten with birch branches or it won't work.

He then must pour good Finnish vodka on the ankle, and then smear it with lingonberry jam.

And he must listen to Sabaton while doing PT.

This will take at least 12-16 hours off his recovery.
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By this logic, if Dean Wade gets injured... Are we talking about shots of wheat whiskey in a roadside Quality Inn jacuzzi? Carry On My Wayward Son blasting?
 
Randolphkeys said:
By this logic, if Dean Wade gets injured... Are we talking about shots of wheat whiskey in a roadside Quality Inn jacuzzi? Carry On My Wayward Son blasting?
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Wouldnt Wade need moonshine instead of Finnish Vodka?

And for the record, i enjoy both...allot, lol
 
Lee said:
And how many of those hours do you plan on helping him. lol
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I can't do saunas. It would kill me.

However, please take pictures and send them our way.
 
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Sebastian said:
He just needs to sit in a sauna four times a day, for an hour.

It must be a nude sauna, where he is beaten with birch branches or it won't work.

He then must pour good Finnish vodka on the ankle, and then smear it with lingonberry jam.

And he must listen to Sabaton while doing PT.

This will take at least 12-16 hours off his recovery.
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You’ve been spending too much time with @The Oi...
 
Randolphkeys said:
By this logic, if Dean Wade gets injured... Are we talking about shots of wheat whiskey in a roadside Quality Inn jacuzzi? Carry On My Wayward Son blasting?
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Dean Wade cannot be injured.

He is a mountain of a man who eats whole live chickens and once cornered the world's copper market.

He has sired 11 children, not counting the bastards, and one day he decided to hunt down all four members of 98 Degrees. He stalked and killed every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives... except Nick Lachey.
 
Sebastian said:
Dean Wade cannot be injured.

He is a mountain of a man who eats whole live chickens and once cornered the world's copper market.

He has sired 11 children, not counting the bastards, and one day he decided he's going to hunt down all four members of 98 Degrees. He stalked and killed every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives...except Nick Lachey.
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So would 98 degrees minus the 4 he killed be 94 degrees?
 
Lee said:
wouldnt be a loss, 98 degrees might not even be a top 5 boy band of the 90's
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wade had to settle for 98 degress... there's no backstreet in kansas
 
It’s a high ankle sprain. 6-8 weeks normally. So sometime in March. Right after the ASB if it happens to be a milder case. But get ready for 15-20 games without the Finn. Going to be a very tough stretch for the Cavs. No margin for any more injuries at this point. But this is why I expect them more than ever to add a piece w Rubios contract. Such a shame that injury to Ricky was.
 
Mr. Orange said:
It’s a high ankle sprain. 6-8 weeks normally. So sometime in March. Right after the ASB if it happens to be a milder case. But get ready for 15-20 games without the Finn. Going to be a very tough stretch for the Cavs. No margin for any more injuries at this point. But this is why I expect them more than ever to add a piece w Rubios contract. Such a shame that injury to Ricky was.
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If its 20 games we have the following schedule:

Milwaukee
@Pistons
Pelicans (B2B)
@Rockets
@Hornets
Pacers
Spurs
@Pacers
@76ers (b2b)
@Hawks
@Pistons
Wizards
T-Wolves
Hornets
@76ers
Raptors
@Pacers
@HEAT
@Bulls (B2B)
Clippers

That's 6.5 weeks. If he misses more we're gonna see the Lakers, Nuggets, 76ers again, Bulls, Mavs & Hawks.

We gott get a starting caliber 3 ASAP. Regardless of how any of us feel about Wade, he should not be playing heavy minutes & when he does our depth takes a hit.
 
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