2019 Browns Rant Thread

[The Human Q-Tip]

You're a fucking moderator, albeit not this section. Set a better example and fucking drop it.

That's what I am trying to do. This debate can go on endlessly with ridiculous, circular arguments, which is why I expressly said that it should be dropped. Nothing else apparently has gotten through.

 

[Jordan]

I’ll actually put an ultimatum on this. Stop talking about the stands. It’s obnoxious.

 

[Deezus]

Guys.

I just heard a rumor from a highly respected scout buddy of mine that OBJ bought a SECOND watch and is planning on wearing it around the base of his cock for MNF. The plan is for him to drop trou and swing his dick back and forth in the endzone after scoring a TD while Baker pours a beer all over his face. Only 5 more days!!!

 

[Binkster]

Guys.

I just heard a rumor from a highly respected scout buddy of mine that OBJ bought a SECOND watch and is planning on wearing it around the base of his cock for MNF. The plan is for him to drop trou and swing his dick back and forth in the endzone after scoring a TD while Baker pours a beer all over his face. Only 5 more days!!!

A cock ring even Frank Reynolds would be proud of.

 

[AZ_]

LOL LOL

That's so edgy and hilarious. LOL

Breaking all the rules!

 

[Norm]

Guys.

I just heard a rumor from a highly respected scout buddy of mine that OBJ bought a SECOND watch and is planning on wearing it around the base of his cock for MNF. The plan is for him to drop trou and swing his dick back and forth in the endzone after scoring a TD while Baker pours a beer all over his face. Only 5 more days!!!

That'd be #2 on my Worth the Divorce list.













Watching only.....perverts

 

[Snowblind]

Read an athletic article that was saying the browns might not trust all their tight ends right now. Which seems pretty bad since they had so much success with them last year. Seems like the 3 wr sets are gonna stay for a bit. Even when this team has talent it's still frustrating.

 

[Binkster]

LOL LOL

That's so edgy and hilarious. LOL

Breaking all the rules!

Not sure which energy this post exudes more of: Chris Fedor or Tony Grossi.

 

[Deezus]

Not sure which energy this post exudes more of: Chris Fedor or Tony Grossi.

MKC

 

[AZ_]

Not sure which energy this post exudes more of: Chris Fedor or Tony Grossi.

Nothing but respect for guys that hilarious.

I mean, “a watch around the cock.”

Watch out, Howard Stern...

 

[winner0274]

You guys just sexually assaulted AZ with that cock watch post.

 

[Norm]

Nothing but respect for guys that hilarious.

I mean, “a watch around the cock.”

Watch out, Howard Stern...

Oohhhhh.....


The subliminal dad joke hidden in there is a gem. Solid 7.4/10

 

[Selby]

Read an athletic article that was saying the browns might not trust all their tight ends right now. Which seems pretty bad since they had so much success with them last year. Seems like the 3 wr sets are gonna stay for a bit. Even when this team has talent it's still frustrating.

Njoku still seems to have problems holding onto the ball. I hate to be that guy, but this year is make or break for him if you ask me. He needs to prove he can be a consistent and reliable target. Freakish athleticism only does so much for you if you can't catch the ball.

 

[Otsego Mar]

Njoku still seems to have problems holding onto the ball. I hate to be that guy, but this year is make or break for him if you ask me. He needs to prove he can be a consistent and reliable target. Freakish athleticism only does so much for you if you can't catch the ball.

Not there mentally - too young. The Patriots could use him 5 years down the road when Brady is looking for more targets.

 

[Bob_The_Cat]

Read an athletic article that was saying the browns might not trust all their tight ends right now. Which seems pretty bad since they had so much success with them last year. Seems like the 3 wr sets are gonna stay for a bit. Even when this team has talent it's still frustrating.

Given the shape the OL is in at the moment, particularly the tackles, I don't see how we're going to make it through the year unless we run a fair share of double TE. Technically could still run 3WR but that would leave an empty backfield.

Given Callaway being suspended and Higgins ankle issue, I'm not sure who we even have that'd be worth running out as a 3rd WR. Maybe if Duke was still around, but I'd rather run double TE and keep one in as a blocker than trot out someone like Braxton or whoever else we might throw on the field.