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Dylan “Breaking” Windler is a Laker. How much help does LeBron need!?

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Which of Dylan Windler's Organs are most Desirable for Harvesting?

  • Lungs (because he is great at cheering while in street clothes)

    Votes: 1 2.3%

  • Liver (Ricky Rubio could use a new one)

    Votes: 4 9.3%

  • Kidneys (of no immediate use, but useful for cash considerations)

    Votes: 1 2.3%

  • Heart (in excellent shape from so much sideline cardio)

    Votes: 2 4.7%

  • Uterus

    Votes: 6 14.0%

  • Ovaries

    Votes: 12 27.9%

  • Eyes (useful for changing eye color without contact lenses)

    Votes: 1 2.3%

  • Foreskin (for circumcision reversal)

    Votes: 7 16.3%

  • Face (a sop for the Faceless Men)

    Votes: 1 2.3%

  • Whatever Jim Chones would like

    Votes: 16 37.2%
  • Total voters
    43
2 For The Brew said:
Do you think they’ll pick up his option for next year?
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Good question. I don’t think they have to make this decision until late October and my guess is they will wait to see how he looks in training camp and preseason.
 
He will be healthy for 20 minutes a new record . No I think his injury bug is gone now that the tank is over lol
 
All of Windler, Cedi, and Wade need to start making their open threes or they can start updating their resumes. There's not a place for them in the NBA if they can't hit open looks at a league average rate.
 
I want him to be healthy so bad. He was the first name out of Pangos' mouth when asked who the best shooter was. Then he said Kevin and Darius too.
 
I remember when Windler 1st got hurt, and a poster on here said he would never come back healthy from that injury.
I was hoping that wasn't the case, but he's always hurt.
 
macbdog said:
For arguments sake, Z went from being a pretty silky Hakeem the Dream Lite to a slow, plodding C with defensive limitations. I'm not sure what exactly a limited Windler (using the Z comp) is and if that's useful.
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Not sure if Windler’s injuries have been as severe and debilitating as Z’s but they’ve certainly consumed his early years here.
 
This reminds me of Varejo, the team would never disclose his real injuries.
But a poster that spoke Brazilian got the real info from the Brazilian news.
 
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