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Dylan “Breaking” Windler is a Laker. How much help does LeBron need!?

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Which of Dylan Windler's Organs are most Desirable for Harvesting?

  • Lungs (because he is great at cheering while in street clothes)

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • Liver (Ricky Rubio could use a new one)

    Votes: 4 9.3%
  • Kidneys (of no immediate use, but useful for cash considerations)

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • Heart (in excellent shape from so much sideline cardio)

    Votes: 2 4.7%
  • Uterus

    Votes: 6 14.0%
  • Ovaries

    Votes: 12 27.9%
  • Eyes (useful for changing eye color without contact lenses)

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • Foreskin (for circumcision reversal)

    Votes: 7 16.3%
  • Face (a sop for the Faceless Men)

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • Whatever Jim Chones would like

    Votes: 16 37.2%

  • Total voters
    43
What access? All major stories are broken by national guys. It seems what our scribes have is the ability to transcribe the softball questions asked of our heroes when the PR staff decides to make them available for interviews. Has any writer asked any of the players to their face since camp began whether they are vaccinated? Don't think so. I think that would be a pretty relevant question given the issues with Kyrie Wiggins etc. Puff followed by a 25 win season does no one any good. I hope also they have retired the awful phrase "our culture."
This is the same though almost across the board in every city.

Teams are tightlipped about actual trades and free agents they are currently working on. Other teams may leak stories for leverage or in hopes of blowing up a deal that two other teas are working on.

But its the agents who break the real big stories to the media. And they want the biggest outlet possible, so they go to Woj, Shams, or occasionally Haynes, Spears, Aldridge 99 out of 100 times.

I am not saying that our local Cavs beat is good, but judging them on not breaking big trades and signings is silly because local beat writers across the league almost never break those types of stories.
 
Before this goes on too much longer, I feel compelled to point out that it's spelled Beachwood. when I was a kid, I wondered where the beach was in that town.

The town was very Jewish, plenty of Sons of Beaches in that town for sure.
 
Before this goes on too much longer, I feel compelled to point out that it's spelled Beachwood. when I was a kid, I wondered where the beach was in that town.
Silly boy. The beach is in the woods.
 
Sorry, been away for awhile. Late 2nd trimester pregnancy, sick husband, and slow off-season = inactive KevinLoveFan on RCF.

I'm indifferent toward Mr. Windler. :)
Oh no! I hope your husband is getting better!
 
Sorry, been away for awhile. Late 2nd trimester pregnancy, sick husband, and slow off-season = inactive KevinLoveFan on RCF.

I'm indifferent toward Mr. Windler. :)

Didnt Arrested Development right a rap song about Mr Windler?
 
Thanks, folks. Husband is doing better, my baby anatomy scan went great, and I'm due Jan 18.

To keep this on topic, I've been arranging my basketball card closet in case the little one gets into hoops, like his mommy. I think I have one Windler rookie card. :D
 
For some reason this line had me laughing:

Given Windler’s shooting ability, and Cleveland’s desire to modernize the offense with more 3-point attempts, there’s a prominent role waiting -- if he can stay healthy.

I imagine JB and Altman sitting around a big boxy RCA television playing a grainy VCR tape of last year's playoffs - searching for answers.
Cleveland’s desire to modernize the offense..hmmm it just made me roll my eyes..first I haven't seen that real shooting ability because he hasn't played much, but what is that mess abouta desire to modernize the offense? Start getting guys who have an actual shooting stroke. What are they waiting on him?
 
Cleveland’s desire to modernize the offense..hmmm it just made me roll my eyes..first I haven't seen that real shooting ability because he hasn't played much, but what is that mess abouta desire to modernize the offense? Start getting guys who have an actual shooting stroke. What are they waiting on him?

Bickerstaff worked on this move every crack o' dawn to no avail...

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Really gotta love what this Ham, Egg & Shit omelette gave the squad tonight….
 

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