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Former NFL tight end Kellen Winslow, 35, is convicted of raping a 58-year-old homeless woman and indecent exposure towards two other female victims and now faces life in prison

Too bad that motorcycle accident wasn't worse.

 
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Former NFL tight end Kellen Winslow, 35, is convicted of raping a 58-year-old homeless woman and indecent exposure towards two other female victims and now faces life in prison

Too bad that motorcycle accident wasn't worse.

Wow.

I mean, I know that all rape is bad, but Winslow seems the worst sort and a full-on sexual predator.

He stalked and attacked these women, carefully cultivating them; using that woman's homelessness against her.

He should be exiled to Svalbard without a weapon.
 

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Former NFL tight end Kellen Winslow, 35, is convicted of raping a 58-year-old homeless woman and indecent exposure towards two other female victims and now faces life in prison

Too bad that motorcycle accident wasn't worse.

I was reading he used to jack off in front of teammates. Man, what a fucked up and disturbed freak job this guy is.

Hoping they lock him up and throw away the key.
 

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I was reading he used to jack off in front of teammates. Man, what a fucked up and disturbed freak job this guy is.

Hoping they lock him up and throw away the key.
So let me try and understand what you are saying.

Jerking off in front of teammates is a bad thing?
 

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So let me try and understand what you are saying.

Jerking off in front of teammates is a bad thing?
Depends.

Are these teammates hot? If so, it is par for the course.

Weird, @godfather, did you not play football in HS?

Were you not a participant in the circle-jerks after practice?
 

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The season hasn't even started yet and the Texans, Jets, and Chiefs are in states of disarray. Possibly Ravens too if Lamar doesn't figure out how to throw.

Timing maybe just right for Cleveland to take the conference
 

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The season hasn't even started yet and the Texans, Jets, and Chiefs are in states of disarray. Possibly Ravens too if Lamar doesn't figure out how to throw.

Timing maybe just right for Cleveland to take the conference
To be fair, Jets are always in disarray
 

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Quite a charity softball game.


I still don't think we should give Haden a pass for essentially pulling a Kevin Durant, as it seems like we generally do.

He could've gone pretty much anywhere other the team that he repeatedly had his worst games against, and gave him some of his worst injuries.

I'm also unclear about the comments on Bull & Fox about how "he and Mitchell Schwartz never spoke poorly about the team when they could've" or something to that effect. Haden never did, but I still felt like it was a slight that he signed with who he did; and Geoff Schwartz did a lot of that on his brother's behalf.

There's also some cases where, even when the Browns deserved it, it's just not appropriate for a former player to speak negatively like that; i.e. Brian Hoyer owes a ton to the Browns for giving him a chance to be a starter.
 
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I was reading he used to jack off in front of teammates. Man, what a fucked up and disturbed freak job this guy is.
Hey now... let’s not stereotype an entire group of people by associating us with one crazy rapist.
 
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Jared Lorenzen, he of many nicknames, Super Bowl champion and breaker of Tim Couch's college records, struggling for his life.

Appears to be infections/complications related to rapid weight loss...in other words, serious "damned if you do/damned if you don't" scenario.

I wonder if he had that weight loss surgery. A good friend of mine had it a couple years ago and it went terribly wrong. He’s been disabled, had 3 strokes and can barely get around now. What they do to your body isn’t natural and not everyone can physically handle it. Sad too see. God Bless Jared.
 

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