2019 NFL Regular Season Thread

[DirtyDan]

Being sued by his former doctor for farting in his face multiple times has to take the cake.

Stealing a $700 painting from a fundraiser for underprivileged children ran by a black women's charity. Then using the painting as a way to get close to the artist and seduce her, but ends up sexually harassing her instead...

Really sounds like an episode of Always Sunny in Philadelphia

 

[Ohio]

Example 1,000,000,000,000 of an athlete living above the law.

 

[Sebastian]

Stealing a $700 painting from a fundraiser for underprivileged children ran by a black women's charity. Then using the painting as a way to get close to the artist and seduce her, but ends up sexually harassing her instead...

Really sounds like an episode of Always Sunny in Philadelphia

He should be banned from the NFL.

 

[The Oi]

@King Stannis getting sued for farting in his face makes the doctor sound like a jerkoff.

The doctor is suing bc AB didnt pay him for $11k of bills. AB happened to fart in his face ON VIDEO and laugh about it. Video is everywhere for what its worth. Farts sounded very satisfying.

Everyone is suing this dude now. He’s not a good guy.

 

[Norm]

@King Stannis getting sued for farting in his face makes the doctor sound like a jerkoff.

The doctor is suing bc AB didnt pay him for $11k of bills. AB happened to fart in his face ON VIDEO and laugh about it. Video is everywhere for what its worth. Farts sounded very satisfying.

Everyone is suing this dude now. He’s not a good guy.

Somebody please tell me the doctor is a proctologist... .......

 

[Sebastian]

@King Stannis getting sued for farting in his face makes the doctor sound like a jerkoff.

The doctor is suing bc AB didnt pay him for $11k of bills. AB happened to fart in his face ON VIDEO and laugh about it. Video is everywhere for what its worth. Farts sounded very satisfying.

Everyone is suing this dude now. He’s not a good guy.

Yes, but that isn't as funny.

 

[Triple-S]

Feel free to call me a hypocrite for even watching but why in the fuck does Jacksonville-Tennessee always wind up with either a MNF or TNF game?

Maybe two of the most non-existent fanbases in the league.

 

[Jack Brickman]

Feel free to call me a hypocrite for even watching but why in the fuck does Jacksonville-Tennessee always wind up with either a MNF or TNF game?

Maybe two of the most non-existent fanbases in the league.

I think it's because they want Thursday to be divisional games. So if they have the Texans playing the Colts, that leaves us with Jags/Titans as the other Thursday game from that division since each team only does one Thursday game.

 

[col63onel]

The fact that Josh Allen, Gardner Minshew and Jacoby Brissett have outplayed Baker vs the same defenses is not a pleasant thought.

 

[Sebastian]

The fact that Josh Allen, Gardner Minshew and Jacoby Brissett have outplayed Baker vs the same defenses is not a pleasant thought.

Brisset is going to be a very solid starter I think.

I think Baker just needs to calm down a bit.

 

[Jordan]

It’s really a shame that Ramsey wants to leave... I really enjoy watching this Jaguars defense.

 

[PIP]

Tennessee is hot garbage.

Still don’t get it

 

[MGMT]

Minshew should be eligible for the hall of fame. He’s already got MVP and OROY locked up.

Everyone else is just feeding the birds

 

[Ohio]

Titans are hot garbage.

Browns just laid an egg week 1.

 

[Triple-S]

Brisset is going to be a very solid starter I think.

I think Baker just needs to calm down a bit.

he's trying to force plays a bit too much.
That and I think the chemistry is coming along a little slower than expected.

if the coaching staff is smart? they should be trying to encourage giving Chubb the rock more along with some short check down passes to get him mroe in a rhythm