2020 NFL Regular Season Thread

[Los216]

Holy crap. This is a classic Browns QB scandal. Minshew hid a thumb injury for weeks and he's out for the next game. he may have lost his job for good since Marrone already hinted at making a change.

 

[FiveThous]

49ers will probably be in the new QB search this offseason. Also kittle out for the foreseeable future

 

[N7RobBob]

49ers will probably be in the new QB search this offseason. Also kittle out for the foreseeable future

They Tank is strong with Shanahan. Maybe the get lucky and get another star player like they did with Bosa the year they were awful.

 

[The Wizard of Moz]

i was once invited about 6 years ago to go to Vegas with Kingsbury who is good friends with a guy i worked with. I couldnt go, married, kids, ect, but i guess atleast back then he was a crazy partier, lol

I’m gonna say it Lee

I think this is a long running gag you’re doing where you have met everyone in the NFL by some super distant proxy and no one has ever kept a running list and they are all just random enough for no one to be like “why would he make that up” like Mandarich

but I don’t believe you have met every professional athlete

 

[The Wizard of Moz]

They Tank is strong with Shanahan. Maybe the get lucky and get another star player like they did with Bosa the year they were awful.

They’ve already got 4 wins and still have Washington and Dallas on the schedule

there’s a lot of BAD teams in the NFL this year

don’t think they’ll be picking in the top 8

 

[Lee]

I’m gonna say it Lee

I think this is a long running gag you’re doing where you have met everyone in the NFL by some super distant proxy and no one has ever kept a running list and they are all just random enough for no one to be like “why would he make that up” like Mandarich

but I don’t believe you have met every professional athlete

I never met Kingsbury, we just had a mutual friend, more of a guy i worked with is friends with him. As for Mandarich, look it up, he lives Scottsdale like many, many athletes, and he owns a studio. The biggest 2 athletes i actually knew were Brad Miller who lived in my apartment building for a couple of years and used to hang out with all the time and Drew Brees who i knew from my job at a sports bar.

I really have only met about a dozen athletes, but they are all over the place. I have met a few at Indians spring training, but anyone that has been here for spring training know that the players are very available for the kids, and i go with my son.

Not sure why my stories seem so crazy. Lived here 18 years, its less than one athlete a year when it seems 50% move out here to retire. lol

 

[The Wizard of Moz]

I never met Kingsbury, we just had a mutual friend, more of a guy i worked with is friends with him. As for Mandarich, look it up, he lives Scottsdale like many, many athletes, and he owns a studio. The biggest 2 athletes i actually knew were Brad Miller who lived in my apartment building for a couple of years and used to hang out with all the time and Drew Brees who i knew from my job at a sports bar.

I really have only met about a dozen athletes, but they are all over the place. I have met a few at Indians spring training, but anyone that has been here for spring training know that the players are very available for the kids, and i go with my son.

Not sure why my stories seem so crazy. Lived here 18 years, its less than one athlete a year when it seems 50% move out here to retire. lol

I’ve got my eyes on you. And I’m starting a list lol

really though I’m just messing around, but if there’s a random guy brought up somewhere it seems like there’s like an 80% chance you’ve met him

 

[Lee]

I’ve got my eyes on you. And I’m starting a list lol

really though I’m just messing around, but if there’s a random guy brought up somewhere it seems like there’s like an 80% chance you’ve met him

No way its that high, i do have allot of stories from life, but it really isnt that crazy. The fact you remember some of my stories is crazy, lol

 

[Lee]

I’ve got my eyes on you. And I’m starting a list lol

really though I’m just messing around, but if there’s a random guy brought up somewhere it seems like there’s like an 80% chance you’ve met him

No way its that high, i do have allot of stories from life, but it really isnt that crazy. The fact you remember some of my stories is crazy, lol

I’ve got my eyes on you. And I’m starting a list lol

really though I’m just messing around, but if there’s a random guy brought up somewhere it seems like there’s like an 80% chance you’ve met him

Did I tell you about the time Shawn Lauvao sponsored my sons flag football team? He went to ASU and our coach was a youth pastor at ASU and Shawn is very religious. Anyways our coach new him from ASU and they were good friends and he asked if he would sponsor the team which was just paying for the names on the back of the jersey. Nice guy, was in his first year at Washington, but talked about everything Browns i asked, met him a few times at the games. Lived in Scottsdale too, lol.

BTW, out team was awful

 

[Rich]

It's gonna be really, really hard to outtank the Jets but..the Cowboys should tank for Trevor.

Dak is really good, but he's A) not under contract and B) sidelined with a major injury.

 

[TheLand1287]

KJ Hill fucking sucks. Who’s the idiot in here that has KJ Hill > DP in his sig?

 

[Sebastian]

Taysom Hill.

He's like a Mormon Steve Rogers. Superlative athlete.

 

[Lee]

Taysom Hill.

He's like a Mormon Steve Rogers. Superlative athlete.

He is like a Mormon version of Steve Young who was also an incredible athlete.

 

[Randolphkeys]

The most important statistical comparison of the season:

Frank Gore Sr. has rushed for 340 yards with 35 yards receiving with the Jets.

Frank Gore Jr. has rushed for 461 yards with 34 yards receiving for Southern Miss.

 

[Marcus]

No way its that high, i do have allot of stories from life, but it really isnt that crazy. The fact you remember some of my stories is crazy, lol

He wanted to keep a running list of all your terrible jokes, but he ran out of paper to write on.