2024 Season | Series #17 | Guardians @ Angels | May 24-26, 2024

Might have mopped the bathroom too early.... someone may come in last minute and take a big steamy dump....

Wait, was the implication that the dump was so steamy it actually dirties the floor again?

What the fuck do you eat?
 
Just watched the game. Lively got his fourth win in eight starts and has allowed two runs or less in six of them. What an incredible signing!

JRod had two hits and an RBI. His hits left the bat at 107 and 110 mph. Gimenez has a tremendous game with two hits and an excellent defensive pick to start a double play. All despite getting beaned.

Arias hit three line drives to left. Two of them were caught but it's great to see him pulling the ball and squaring it up. He was also nails defensively at third.

Whatever they're paying Clase it isn't enough. Just name him to the All-Star team now.

Sam Hentges never could get lefties out and he still can't. I don't get it. He's 6'6" and the pitch must look like it's coming from the second baseman. But left-handed hitters abuse him. Today he struck out two right-handed batters and then faced Schanuel, a lefty who was 0-for-10 in the series and hitting around .235. First pitch is a double which opened the door to two runs.

Josh Naylor is a mess at the plate. Hope he pulls out of it soon.

Freeman got on base three more times today.
 
Waiting for the Andres ball gag night on next year's promotional schedule.
Is it going to be the day that Bauer resigns in the MLB as MLB does a big theme Kinky sex night in effort to be inclusive???

Or, did I just cross the line ... opps ( I need to self-ban myself) .... but we know, like Rose, Bauer is gone for life ....
 
Waiting for the Andres ball gag night on next year's promotional schedule.
Make it a team thing.

Imagine Clase blasting open a chained up equipment box and sprinting out onto the field in a studded black leather suit while this plays:

 
Wait, was the implication that the dump was so steamy it actually dirties the floor again?

What the fuck do you eat?
In college during the summers I worked in landscaping in the morning and worked in a pizza place all afternoon and night in north central Florida.

I was party to some of the loudest, filthiest dumps mankind has ever conjured up. 1/25 at minimum ended with residue outside of the bowl.

I would not be shocked if there are people on this site capable of such feats.
 
Complete highlights. The other video ended at 2-2.

 
Make it a team thing.

Imagine Clase blasting open a chained up equipment box and sprinting out onto the field in a studded black leather suit while this plays:


They need to bring him
How about an Andre Knott's Balloon Knot Night? Followed by a Matt Underwood's Underpants Giveaway?
Andre's Knott sponsored by Bad Dragon for all women 18+.
 
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