Car Advice

[Man Called X]

Thanks X! I got it back on this morning.

I knew you could. So many times I've had issues like that. Walk away from it. Try again the next day and it's easy as pie.

 

[Sebastian]

Anyone have a Porsche or recent Jaguar?

 

[WellYouNeednt]

If anyone was thinking about buying a Tesla…Pull. The. Trigger!

Just bought my fiance a Tesla Model X as an X-Mas gift and i wish it was mine. I am literally BLOWN away at how fast it is!? The gas savings is going to be insane and to be honest — it feels good knowing we are helping the environment.

She wanted the Porsche electric vehicle, but i think she will love this. Currently hiding it at my sister-in-laws, until X-Mas day.

You have to give it to Elon Musk — the guy is an absolute genius.

 

[Kouki]

Uh oh.

 

[Out of the Rafters at the Q]

Uh oh.

If anyone was thinking about buying a Tesla…Pull. The. Trigger!

Just bought my fiance a Tesla Model X as an X-Mas gift and i wish it was mine. I am literally BLOWN away at how fast it is!? The gas savings is going to be insane and to be honest — it feels good knowing we are helping the environment.

She wanted the Porsche electric vehicle, but i think she will love this. Currently hiding it at my sister-in-laws, until X-Mas day.

You have to give it to Elon Musk — the guy is an absolute genius.

Yes, electric vehicles go fast. Max torque at 0RPM will do that. That's why all the hypercars and whatnot went electric long ago. Gas engines have a torque curve where they apply very little power at the low RPM's. That's why we have gears. Electric motors do not have this issue.

Elon has absolutely zero to do with designing the car you love though, except for him fiddling around with the door handles to make them obnoxious and fighting to keep sensible technology like LIDAR out of the car for no reason. Give credit to the engineers who do the work--not the impossibly stupid rich kid who makes their lives miserable.

 

[The Human Q-Tip]

If anyone was thinking about buying a Tesla…Pull. The. Trigger!

Just bought my fiance a Tesla Model X as an X-Mas gift and i wish it was mine. I am literally BLOWN away at how fast it is!? The gas savings is going to be insane and to be honest — it feels good knowing we are helping the environment.

She wanted the Porsche electric vehicle, but i think she will love this. Currently hiding it at my sister-in-laws, until X-Mas day.

You have to give it to Elon Musk — the guy is an absolute genius.

No thanks. Not a believer in that crap in northern states in the winter.

 

[Lee]

If anyone was thinking about buying a Tesla…Pull. The. Trigger!

Just bought my fiance a Tesla Model X as an X-Mas gift and i wish it was mine. I am literally BLOWN away at how fast it is!? The gas savings is going to be insane and to be honest — it feels good knowing we are helping the environment.

She wanted the Porsche electric vehicle, but i think she will love this. Currently hiding it at my sister-in-laws, until X-Mas day.

You have to give it to Elon Musk — the guy is an absolute genius.

She wanted a Porsche and you got her a Tesla instead?

LOL, this will end wll for you.

 

[The Human Q-Tip]

She wanted a Porsche and you got her a Tesla instead?

LOL, this will end wll for you.

Dropping that kind of scratch on a fiance is a bold move.

 

[WellYouNeednt]

No thanks. Not a believer in that crap in northern states in the winter.

From what i hear, they perform quite well in snow.

Don’t be afraid.

 

[Out of the Rafters at the Q]

She wanted a Porsche and you got her a Tesla instead?

LOL, this will end wll for you.

Hey, why are you purposely misgendering the man that @WellYouNeednt is engaged to?

He clearly said it is for his fiance--not his fiancee.

fiancé refers to a man who is engaged to be married, and fiancée refers to a woman

Definition of FIANCÉ

a man engaged to be married… See the full definition

www.merriam-webster.com

 

[The Human Q-Tip]

From what i hear, they perform quite well in snow.

Don’t be afraid.

Screw the snow - it's the batteries plus need to heat the cabin. I'll take CO2-spewing internal combustion 10/10 in Ohio.

And on a fiance? Where does she work, Crazy Horse?

 

[WellYouNeednt]

She wanted a Porsche and you got her a Tesla instead?

LOL, this will end wll for you.

Yes, electric vehicles go fast. Max torque at 0RPM will do that. That's why all the hypercars and whatnot went electric long ago. Gas engines have a torque curve where they apply very little power at the low RPM's. That's why we have gears. Electric motors do not have this issue.

Elon has absolutely zero to do with designing the car you love though, except for him fiddling around with the door handles to make them obnoxious and fighting to keep sensible technology like LIDAR out of the car for no reason. Give credit to the engineers who do the work--not the impossibly stupid rich kid who makes their lives miserable.

I don’t know, i am sure his team of engineers are top notch, but Elon has the VISION.

I just get this sense he is incredibly intelligent, but also has the vision and fight to make his dreams reality.

 

[WellYouNeednt]

Screw the snow - it's the batteries plus need to heat the cabin. I'll take CO2-spewing internal combustion 10/10 in Ohio.

Look, if you want to take a giant steamy shit on Mother Earth, go ahead.

I am about change and so is Tesla/Elon Musk.

 

[Out of the Rafters at the Q]

I don’t know, i am sure his team of engineers are top notch, but Elon has the VISION.

I just get this sense he is incredibly intelligent, but also has the vision and fight to make his dreams reality.

Feels like you're being duped.

Step 1) Have Daddy give you money
Step 2) When Confinity (which would become Paypal) decides it's easier to merge with you than to fight you, take a look at their stable Unix backbone that supports banking around the world and demand the engineers convert everything over to Windows Server
Step 3) Have engineers ignore you because that's the stupidest fucking thing ever, and when you're flying over the Pacific, have the board meet in secret to quickly vote you out.
Step 4) Because the board saved you from your own stupidity, your shares are now worth over 300 million dollars, instead of being worthless like they would've been if you killed the company
Step 5) Invest into Tesla, then go on a rampage attacking the founders and literally buying yourself the title of "founder' years after the company was founded, then suing the real founders in court--oh, and fucking over the original founder by stealing his car and then shooting it into space.
Step 6) Sleep well at night, because no matter how stupid you are and how much you fuck up, some people on the internet will lick your boots and claim you're Tony Stark instead of some dipshit rich kid who failed upwards his entire life.
Step 7) Twitter. lol.

 

[WellYouNeednt]

She wanted a Porsche and you got her a Tesla instead?

LOL, this will end wll for you.

Maybe.

She will have to like it, because it was not easy getting it. A lot of time and planning went into this.The demand for these things is through the roof!

Comparing both companies — Tesla won out in the end.